Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film) Quotes

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ended in 1970.

It features David Heyman as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and John Seale as head of cinematography.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film) is 152 minutes long. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Emma Watson as Hermione, Emma Watson as Ron, Richard Harris as Dumbledore, John Hurt as Mr. Ollivander, Julie Walters as Molly Weasley, Julie Walters as Fred Weasley, Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy, Julie Walters as Percy Weasley, and John Cleese as Nearly Headless Nick.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film) Quotes

Julie Walters as Molly Weasley

• (Harry) "Say, Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?"
• (Julie Walters) "Oh, that's Professor Snape, head of Slytherin House."
• (Harry) "What's he teach?"
• (Julie Walters) "Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years."

• (Julie Walters) "Well done, Harry. Wood's just told us."
• (Emma Watson) "Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters."
• (George Weasley) "Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, of course. Rough game, Quidditch."
• (Julie Walters) "Brutal, but no one's died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they'll turn up in a month or two."

• (Julie Walters) "Fred, you next."
• (George Weasley) "He's not Fred, I am."
• (Julie Walters) "Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother."
• (Julie Walters) "Oh, I'm sorry, George."
• (Julie Walters) "I'm only joking, I am Fred."

• (Julie Walters) "I'm not Fred, he is."
• (George Weasley) "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?"

• (Julie Walters) "Keep an eye on the staircases, they like to change."

• (Julie Walters) "And keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change."

Emma Watson as Hermione

• (Harry) "I think if he'd had the chance, he might've tried to kill me tonight."
• (Emma Watson) "And to think, I've been worrying about my potions final."

• (Emma Watson) "I look good."

• (Emma Watson) "Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?"

• (Harry) "Sorry."
• (Emma Watson) "Sorry."
• (Emma Watson) "It's for your own good, you know."

• (Seamus Finnigan) "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum."
• (Seamus Finnigan) "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum --"
• (Harry) "What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?"
• (Emma Watson) "Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday. Before --"

• (Emma Watson) "I think we've had a bad influence on her."

• (Emma Watson) "Mental that one, I'm telling you."

• (Harry) "Good of you to get us out of trouble like that."
• (Emma Watson) "Mind you, we did save her life."
• (Harry) "Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her."

• (Emma Watson) "Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare. You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster."
• (Emma Watson) "Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax."

• (Emma Watson) "We've looked a hundred times."
• (Emma Watson) "Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas."

• (Emma Watson) "I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading."
• (Emma Watson) "This is light?"

• (Harry) "HERMIONE, MOVE."
• (Emma Watson) "Hey, pea brain."
• (Emma Watson) "Help."
• (Harry) "Do something."
• (Emma Watson) "What?"
• (Harry) "Anything."
• (Harry) "Hurry up."
• (Emma Watson) "Swish and flick."
• (Emma Watson) "Wingardium Leviosa."
• (Emma Watson) "Is it -- dead?"
• (Harry) "I don't think so, just knocked out."

• (Emma Watson) "Look at you playing with your cards. Pathetic. We've got final exams coming up soon."
• (Emma Watson) "I'm ready. Ask me any question."
• (Emma Watson) "All right, what are the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion?"
• (Emma Watson) "I forgot."
• (Emma Watson) "And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam?"
• (Emma Watson) "Copy off you?"
• (Emma Watson) "No, you won't. Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell."

• (Emma Watson) "It's Wingardium LevioSA, not LevioSAR."

• (Emma Watson) "Harry, no way. You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly."
• (Emma Watson) "What an idiot."

• (Emma Watson) "Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like -- real wizard's chess, do you?"
• (Emma Watson) "You there, D5."
• (Emma Watson) "Yes, Hermione, I think this is gonna be exactly like wizard's chess."

• (Hagrid) "Who told you about Fluffy?"
• (Emma Watson) "Fluffy?"
• (Emma Watson) "That thing has a name?"

• (Emma Watson) "Immortal?"
• (Emma Watson) "It means you'll never die."
• (Emma Watson) "I know what it means."

• (Emma Watson) "Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this."
• (Emma Watson) "Petrificus Totalus."
• (Emma Watson) "You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant -- but scary."

• (Emma Watson) "Honestly, don't you two read?"

• (Emma Watson) "That's totally barbaric."
• (Emma Watson) "That's wizard's chess."

• (Emma Watson) "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed; or worse, expelled."
• (Emma Watson) "She needs to sort out her priorities."

• (Emma Watson) "Leg-Locker Curse?"
• (Harry) "Malfoy."
• (Emma Watson) "You have got to start standing up to people, Neville."
• (Neville Longbottom) "How? I can barely stand at all."
• (Seamus Finnigan) "I'll do the counter-curse."
• (Neville Longbottom) "No, that's all I need -- you to set my bloody kneecaps on fire."
• (Seamus Finnigan) "I don't appreciate the insinuation, Longbottom. Besides, if anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have completely grown back."
• (Harry) "I found him."
• (Emma Watson) "'Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the Dark Wizard Grindelwald in 1945-'"
• (Harry) "Go on."
• (Emma Watson) "'-for his discovery of the 12 uses of Dragon Blood, and his work on alchemy with his partner Nicolas Flamel.'"
• (Harry) "I knew the name sounded familiar, I read it on the train that day."
• (Emma Watson) "Follow me."
• (Neville Longbottom) "Hey, wait, where are you going? What about the counter-curse?"

• (Emma Watson) "Wingardium leviosar."
• (Emma Watson) "Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LeviosAR."

• (Emma Watson) "Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?"
• (Harry) "I'm not going home. Not really."

• (Emma Watson) "I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley."
• (Harry) "I'm Harry. Harry Potter."
• (Emma Watson) "So -- so it's true. I mean, do you really have the -- the --"
• (Harry) "The what?"
• (Emma Watson) "The scar?"
• (Harry) "Oh."
• (Harry) "Yeah."
• (Emma Watson) "Wicked."

• (Emma Watson) "It's spooky. She knows more about you than you do."
• (Harry) "Who doesn't?"

• (Emma Watson) "Happy Christmas, Harry."

• (George Weasley) "How do you like yours, Ron?"
• (George Weasley) "Ron?"
• (Emma Watson) "I'll be right back."
• (Emma Watson) "Wanna play chess?"
• (Harry) "No."
• (Emma Watson) "Wanna go and visit Hagrid?"
• (Harry) "No."
• (Emma Watson) "I know what you're thinking Harry, but don't. There's something not right about that mirror."

• (Emma Watson) "He's not relaxing, is he?"
• (Harry) "Apparently not."
• (Emma Watson) "I've gotta do something."
• (Harry) "What?"
• (Emma Watson) "Oh, I remember reading something in herbology -- um --"
• (Emma Watson) "Hel-."
• (Emma Watson) "Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare -- "It's deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun." That's it. Devil's Snare hates sunlight. Lumos Solem."
• (Harry) "Ron, you okay?"
• (Emma Watson) "Yeah."
• (Harry) "Okay."
• (Emma Watson) "Lucky we didn't panic."
• (Harry) "Lucky Hermione pays attention in herbology."

• (Emma Watson) ""It's Levi-OOOOH-sa not LevioSAR." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends."
• (Harry) "I think she heard you."

• (Emma Watson) "You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are."
• (Harry) "Not as good as you."
• (Emma Watson) "Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful."

• (Emma Watson) "What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?"
• (Emma Watson) "You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?"
• (Emma Watson) "I wasn't looking at its feet. I was a bit preoccupied with its heads -- or maybe you didn't notice? There were three."

Richard Harris as Dumbledore

• (Professor McGonagall) "Albus, do you really think it safe, leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are --"
• (Richard Harris) "The only family he has."
• (Professor McGonagall) "This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name."
• (Richard Harris) "Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready."

• (Richard Harris) "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."

• (Richard Harris) "I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee."
• (Richard Harris) "Mm, alas, earwax."

• (Richard Harris) "I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall."
• (Professor McGonagall) "Good evening, Professor Dumbledore."
• (Professor McGonagall) "Are the rumors true, Albus?"
• (Richard Harris) "I'm afraid so, Professor. The good -- and the bad."
• (Professor McGonagall) "And the boy?"
• (Richard Harris) "Hagrid is bringing him."
• (Professor McGonagall) "Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something this important?"
• (Richard Harris) "Ah, Professor, I would trust Hagrid with my life."
• (Hagrid) "Professor Dumbledore, sir, Professor McGonagall."
• (Richard Harris) "No problems, I trust, Hagrid?"
• (Hagrid) "No, sir. Little tike fell asleep just as we were flyin' over Bristol. Try not to wake him."
• (Hagrid) "There yeh go."
• (Professor McGonagall) "Albus, do you really think it's safe to leave him with these people? I've watched them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are."
• (Richard Harris) "They're the only family he has."
• (Professor McGonagall) "This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in the world who won't know his name."
• (Richard Harris) "Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from that, until he's ready."
• (Richard Harris) "There there, Hagrid, it's not really goodbye after all."
• (Richard Harris) "Good luck, Harry Potter."

• (Richard Harris) "Silence."

• (Richard Harris) "It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."

• (Harry) "Where's Hermione?"
• (Neville Longbottom) "Parvati Patil says that she wouldn't come out of the girls bathroom. She said that she'd been in there all afternoon, crying."
• (Professor Quirrel) "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON. TROLL IN THE DUNGEON."
• (Professor Quirrel) "Thought you ought to know."
• (Richard Harris) "Silence."
• (Richard Harris) "Please do not panic. Now, Prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories, and teachers will follow me to the dungeons."

• (Richard Harris) "Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death."

• (Professor McGonagall) "Are the rumors true, Albus?"
• (Richard Harris) "I'm afraid so, Professor. The good -- and the bad."

• (Professor McGonagall) "Mraow."
• (Richard Harris) "I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall."

• (Richard Harris) "Only a person who wanted to find the Stone; find it, but not use it; would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me, that is saying something."

• (Richard Harris) "Alas, earwax."

• (Richard Harris) "Harry, do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him?"
• (Richard Harris) "It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you, and that kind of act leaves a mark."
• (Richard Harris) "No, no. This kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin."
• (Harry) "What is it?"
• (Richard Harris) "Love, Harry. Love."

• (Professor McGonagall) "Are you sure you could trust Hagrid with such an important thing?"
• (Richard Harris) "I would trust Hagrid with my own life."

Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy

• (Tom Felton) "It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts."

• (Tom Felton) "Wait 'til my father hears about this. This is servant's stuff."
• (Harry) "If I didn't know any better, Draco, I'd say you were scared."
• (Tom Felton) "I'm not scared, Potter."
• (Tom Felton) "Did you hear that?"
• (Harry) "Come on, Fang."

• (Tom Felton) "I'm sorry, Professor, but I think I heard you wrong. Did you say four, because there's only three."
• (Professor McGonagall) "Well, you were out of bed, too, weren't you?"

• (Tom Felton) "Okay. Then I get Fang."
• (Hagrid) "Fine. Just so you know, he's a bloody coward."

• (Tom Felton) "You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there."

• (Professor McGonagall) "Nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken."
• (Harry) "50?"
• (Professor McGonagall) "Each."
• (Professor McGonagall) "And to ensure it doesn't happen again, all four of you will receive detention."
• (Tom Felton) "Excuse me, professor, perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us."
• (Professor McGonagall) "No, you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours. You will join your classmates in detention."

• (Tom Felton) "Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass."

• (Caretaker Argus Filch) "For God's sake, pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about ya --"
• (Tom Felton) "The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are-"
• (Tom Felton) "-- werewolves."
• (Caretaker Argus Filch) "Oh, there's more than werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty-night."

• (Tom Felton) "You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there."
• (Harry) "I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks."

John Hurt as Mr. Ollivander

• (John Hurt) "After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great."

• (John Hurt) "Curious -- very curious --"
• (Harry) "Sorry, but what's curious?"
• (John Hurt) "I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather -- just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar."
• (Harry) "And who owned that wand?"
• (John Hurt) "We do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible. Yes. But great."

John Cleese as Nearly Headless Nick

• (John Cleese) "Hello. How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor."

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