Quotations About Hockey
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Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Red ice sells hockey tickets.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
My other car is a Zamboni.