Quotations About Hockey
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A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
My goal is to deny yours.
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Red ice sells hockey tickets.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.