Quotations About Hockey
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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
My other car is a Zamboni.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Don't go through life without goals.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
My goal is to deny yours.
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.