Quotations About Football
Related: Basketball, Games, Sports, Baseball, Hockey
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.