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Quotations About Football

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You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell

Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
Mary McGrory

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Frank Gifford

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Jason Love

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
S.A. Sachs

If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
Bob Golic

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
Tom Tolbert

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