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You Don't Mess with the Zohan Quotes
It's not that big.
Zohan:
No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?
Dalia:
Zohan! He has a bomb ....... and puppies!
Zohan:
No!
James:
Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!
Kevin McDonough:
Woah, what are you, bionic?
Zohan:
No no no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways.
Pedestrian:
Stay out of my business Mostafah.
Zohan:
This is not my name.
Pedestrian:
Go back to your pretzel stand.
Zohan: *crushes guys finger*
Pedestrian:
Was that your feet?
Zohan:
Yes, the feet uppercut.
Zohan:
Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it. *kicks guy with feet* That's for you.
Kevin McDonough:
Where are you from anyway?
Zohan:
Haustralia.
Kevin McDonough:
Really, because you sound middle eastern.
Zohan:
No no no, similar accent. Hangaroo.
Zohan:
You shouldn't jump around when you snatch woman holding sharp scissors. She might cut your ear off on accident.
*Kid cries*
*Zohan does the vulcan pinch and kid passes out*
Phone operator:
Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1.
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