Funny Wedding Crashers Quotes
The Wedding Crashers is one of my favorite comedies. Todd is by far the most humorous character to me, but there are many other great humorous comedians involved like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.
Below are some great funny quotes from the movie The Wedding Crachers.
Todd Cleary:We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey:
No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!
Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
Jeremy Grey
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
John Beckwith
Anyone ever feel like they're just disappearing?
John Beckwith
After my ninth stint in rehab, Craig - ah Craig, Craig was the only one who still believed in me. Been sober for eight months now.
Best Man
Sack, I've always liked you so I've put up with your stories about scallops and otters because I thought you made my daughter happy. But this is her decision. I stand by my daughter.
Secretary Cleary
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
Jeremy Grey
I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.
Jeremy Grey
Ma, can we get some meatloaf!
Chazz Reinhold
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!
Jeremy Grey
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