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Funny Quotes From Wedding Crashers

The Wedding Crashers is one of my favorite comedies of all time. Vince Vaughn is fantastic and probably one of my favorite comedy actors. Of course, if you watch too many of his films in a row his schtick gets old. Nonetheless, he's hilarious. However, Todd is by far the most humorous character to me, but there are many other great humorous comedians involved like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

Below are some great funny quotes from the movie The Wedding Crashers.

Director: David Dobkin
Producer: Peter Abrams, Toby Kiccumshot, Robert L. Levy, Cale Boyter, Andrew Panay, and Richard Brener
Writers: Steve Faber and Bob Fisher
Starring: Owen Wilson, Vince Vaugh, and Christopher Walken
Release date: July 15, 2005

Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
Jeremy Grey
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
John Beckwith
Anyone ever feel like they're just disappearing?
John Beckwith
After my ninth stint in rehab, Craig - ah Craig, Craig was the only one who still believed in me. Been sober for eight months now.
Best Man
Sack, I've always liked you so I've put up with your stories about scallops and otters because I thought you made my daughter happy. But this is her decision. I stand by my daughter.
Secretary Cleary
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
Jeremy Grey
I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.
Jeremy Grey
Ma, can we get some meatloaf!
Chazz Reinhold
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!
Jeremy Grey
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