Funny Quotes From Wedding Crashers

The Wedding Crashers is one of my favorite comedies. Todd is by far the most humorous character to me, but there are many other great humorous comedians involved like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

Below are some great funny quotes from the movie The Wedding Crachers.

Director: David Dobkin
Producer: Peter Abrams, Toby Kiccumshot, Robert L. Levy, Cale Boyter, Andrew Panay, and Richard Brener
Writers: Steve Faber and Bob Fisher
Starring: Owen Wilson, Vince Vaugh, and Christopher Walken
Release date: July 15, 2005

Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
Jeremy Grey

What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
John Beckwith

Anyone ever feel like they're just disappearing?
John Beckwith

After my ninth stint in rehab, Craig - ah Craig, Craig was the only one who still believed in me. Been sober for eight months now.
Best Man

Sack, I've always liked you so I've put up with your stories about scallops and otters because I thought you made my daughter happy. But this is her decision. I stand by my daughter.
Secretary Cleary

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
Jeremy Grey

I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.
Jeremy Grey

Ma, can we get some meatloaf!
Chazz Reinhold

Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!
Jeremy Grey