Funny Quotes From Shrek
Shrek is an animated film (and later a franchise) which brought children and adults laughter throughout the 2000s. The lovable green ogre and the talking donkey are two of the most humorous characters of the century. If you haven't seen the film, it's about an ogre who saves the princess from a dragon.
Below are some great hilarious quotes from Shrek.
Directors: Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson
Producers: Jeffrey Katzenberg, Aron Warner, and John H. Williams
Writers: Ted Elliot, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, and Roger S. H. Schulman
Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow
Release date: May 18, 2001
This is the part where you run away.
Shrek, whispering to the mob after roaring at them
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!
Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice.
Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
Magic Mirror, about Snow White
Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
Shrek, while looking at Lord Farquaad's castle
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Sure it's big enough... but look at the location.
Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Donkey, to the dragon
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Shrek sequels' quotes:
Shrek the Third
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