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Funny Shrek Quotes

This is the part where you run away.
Shrek, whispering to the mob after roaring at them

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.
Donkey

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!
Donkey

Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
Donkey

He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice.
Little Pig

Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
Magic Mirror, about Snow White

Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
Shrek, while looking at Lord Farquaad's castle

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Lord Farquaad

Sure it's big enough... but look at the location.
Shrek

Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Donkey, to the dragon

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Shrek sequels quotes

Shrek 2
Shrek the Third