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Shrek 2 Quotes

The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
Shrek

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
Donkey

I'm coming Elizabeth!
Donkey, before passing out

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
Puss-in-Boots, after Donkey faints

I'm a real boy!
Pinocchio

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
Gingerbread Man

I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.
Donkey, to Puss-in-Boots

How many cats can wear boots? Honestly?...
Shrek, to Donkey

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate...
Fairy Godmother

Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.
Gingerbread Man

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