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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Franklin Jones
Life is short... running makes it seem longer.
Baron Hansen
If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it.
Gene Thibeault
There are actually people who cheat at race walks; they enter a race walk, then run to win. You know you've given up in life when you cheat at a race walk. You've decided that you're so pathetic the only way you can win is by cheating against people who aren't even competing.
Michael Logsdon
Start slow, then taper off.
Walt Stack
It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud.
Adidas
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
Victoria Wood
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
Jumbo Elliott
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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