Funny Quotes About Running - Page 2
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Life is short... running makes it seem longer.
If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it.
There are actually people who cheat at race walks; they enter a race walk, then run to win. You know you've given up in life when you cheat at a race walk. You've decided that you're so pathetic the only way you can win is by cheating against people who aren't even competing.
Start slow, then taper off.
It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud.
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
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