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Funny Quotes About Running

Run Forrest, run! Ok, maybe not. I'm sure you runners have heard that enough already. What you probably haven't heard enough is how good for your health running actually is. It helps our heart, our weight, and our minds. Runners are some of the healthiest people on the planet! These quotes listed below are funny, awesome, and inspirational and uhm...awesome about what you love to do most.

It hurts up to a point and then it doesn't get any worse.
Ann Trason
You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can't know what's coming.
Frank Shorter
I've always felt that long, slow distance produces long, slow runners.
Sebastian Coe
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers
I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
Johnny Gray
I always loved running - it was something you could do by yourself, and under your own power. You could go in any direction, fast or slow as you wanted, fighting the wind if you felt like it, seeking out new sights just on the strength of your feet and the courage of your lungs.
Jesse Owens
Running is my church.
Joan Van Ark
I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
Neil Armstrong
Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?
Peter Maher
A lot of people run a race to see who's the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts.
Steve Prefontaine
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