Monty Python Quotes

Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy...
God, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
Woman, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Minstrel singing, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
King Arthur, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

The BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement.
BBC Voiceover, "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.
Announcer, "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
Vet, "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Uh. Oh! Ah. Ah. Eh.
Mr. Brown, "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"

Uhh, you do realise, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver.
Man, "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"

We interrupt this film to apologise for this unwarranted attack by the supporting feature. Luckily, we have been prepared for this eventuality, and are now taking steps to remedy it.
Projectionist, "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"