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Kung Fu Panda Quotes
Don't tell monkey.
[From trailer]
Shifu:
Go ahead Panda, show us what you can do.
Panda:
OK. Yeah, I mean I just ate. Um, so I'm still digesting. So my Kung Fu might not be as good as later on.
Panda: [Punches bag]
How's that?[Panda flies through the air]
[From trailer]
Shifu:
Go ahead Panda, show us what you can do.
Panda:
Um, are they going to watch or should I just wait until they get back to work or something.
Shifu:
Just hit it.
[From trailer]
Panda:
Get ready to feel the thunder. Come at 'em with the crazy feet. What are you gonna do about the crazy feet? I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style.
Shifu:
Would you hit it?!
Panda: [Punches bag]
How's tha...[bag hits Panda and he flies through the air]
[From trailer]
Master Viper:
Are you ready?
Panda:
I was born ready.
[Master Viper strikes Panda making him fly through the air]
[From trailer]
Panda: [Students attack Panda, he blocks them]
Woah![Panda gets hit in the head]
[From trailer]
Panda:
Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back flip?
Shifu:
Focus. Fucus.
[From trailer]
Shifu:
That flabby Panda is not a warrior.
Oogway:
You just need to believe.
[From trailer]
Panda: [Lands on his head]
That was awesome! Let's go again!
[From trailer]
Shifu:
When you focus on Kung Fu... you suck. The way to get through to you is with this... Have a dumpling.
Panda: [Spins chop sticks and fights Shifu with them]
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