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Kung Fu Panda Quotes
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Panda: [eating]
Don't tell monkey.
Tai Lung:
The Wuxi finger hold!
Po:
Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung:
You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po:
Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
Panda: [Punches bag]
How's that?[Panda flies through the air]
Tigress: [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps]
If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey:
But he will.
Viper:
He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis:
He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.
Viper:
Are you ready?
Po:
I was born read...
[Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head]
Viper:
I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po:
That was awesome! Let's go again!
Mantis:
Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...
Po:
Fat?
Mantis:
Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po:
Sure you were.
Tai Lung:
But he's a panda!
Tai Lung:
You're a panda!
Shifu:
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway:
I don't know.
Mr. Ping: [after Po told him he had dream about noodle]
This is a sign, Po!
Po:
Uh, a sign of what?
Mr. Ping:
You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.
Monkey: [after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his dream]
We should hang out. Po: Agreed.
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