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Funny Quotes From Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda is one of the better animations. Nice story, good voice actors, and great animation. It all adds up to a pretty nice watch. It also helps that there are many great funny lines.

Below is a list of some of the best hilarious quotes in Kung Fu Panda.

A quote from Kung Fu Panda.

Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Panda: [eating] Don't tell monkey.
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
Panda: [Punches bag] How's that? [Panda flies through the air]
Tigress: [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps] If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.
Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born read...
[Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head]
Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!
Mantis: Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.
Tai Lung: But he's a panda!
Tai Lung: You're a panda!
Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway: I don't know.
Mr. Ping: [after Po told him he had dream about noodle] This is a sign, Po!
Po: Uh, a sign of what?
Mr. Ping: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.
Monkey: [after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his dream] We should hang out.
Po: Agreed.
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