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Horton Hears A Who! Funny Quotes

Seriously, who is this. Is this burt from accounting?
Mayor

Horton: They have a mayor who has 96 daughers and one son named JoJo who all share a bathroom!
Crowd: *Gasp!*
Horton: Whatever that is.

Mayor: Dr Larue, if our world was say a tiny speck. How would we know?
Dr. Larue: Well we would have unexplicable tremors, tramatic changes in the weather, and if we didn't achieve stability our world is headed for disaster.
*lightbalb pops* Mayor: Oh we're doomed.

Sour Kangaroo: I want that clover devoured.
Vulture hitman: I will devour clover. Then I regurgatate it. Then I devour it second time. So two times devoured.

Cool line! Usually I can't think of these things until later.
Horton

Sweetheart, you need to go to bed. Daddies having a breakdown.
Sally O'Malley

Even though you can't hear or see them at all. A person is a person, that is my code.
Horton

Don't worry citizens of whoville! I'm light, as a feather.
Horton

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