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Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
William Shakespeare
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey
When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.
R.L. Stine
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
Henry David Thoreau
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
Dee Snider
Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
Christina Applegate
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.
Loretta Lynn
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
Gwen Stefani
Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.
Robert Kirby
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