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Funny Golf Quotes

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Jimmy Demaret

We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.
Bruce Lansky

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
Buddy Hackett

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald Ford

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Gary Player

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
Walter Hagen

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Jean Giraudoux

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham

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