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Funny Quotes From Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a pretty humorous film. It has almost everything you wish it could have: hilarious lines, funny actions, awkward situations, and much more. This movie was one of the greatest hilarious films from the 2000s. Of course, like most comedies in recent years, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is definitely not family friendly. Do not let your child watch this with you! It contains sexuality and many, many curse words.

Below you'll find some great funny quotes from the movie.

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A quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Matthew: Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.
Darald: God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Surfing Instructor: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her.
Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be *with* her. I love her show. When they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it.
Surfing Instructor: You sound like you're from London!
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.
Sarah Marshall: Remember how we thought the killer masturbated before commiting his crimes?
Detective Hunter Rush: Yes?
Sarah Marshall: Take a look...
Detective Hunter Rush: ...Looks like where he's going he'll need to know how to masturbate.
Peter Bretter: I wanna stand up before I leave.
Surfing Instructor: I don't think you're ready, man.
Peter Bretter: I'm ready to ride fucking giants, Kunu.
Surfing Instructor: I think you're ready.