Funny Quotes From Drillbit Taylor
Drillbit Taylor is a comedy film about a group of kids who are being bullied. After intervewing quite a few people (all of which are humorous), they decide to go with Drillbit Taylor, a man who pretends to know martial arts and skills on how to protect people. Of course, that isn't the case. This movie includes a lot of slap stick comedy while being somewhat of a coming of age film. This film didn't do that great in the Box Office (luckily, not as bad as The Love Guru), but it has gained some excitement since being released on DVD.
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The following are some funny quotations from Drillbit Taylor.
Director: Steven Brill
Producers: Judd Apatow, Susan Arnold, and Donna Arkoff Roth
Writers: Kristofor Brown and Seth Rogen
Starring: Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile, and Nate Hartley
Release date: March 21, 2008
Drillbit Taylor: Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan: Just a highschool bully
You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.
Drillbit Taylor: What do you teach?
English Teacher: English
Drillbit Taylor: My native tongue.
Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes.
Wade: We need to learn how to take a punch. Let me go first. *punches him in the arm*
Ryan: 10 being the hardest, how hard do you want it?
Wade 5, in the back. *gets punched and screams horribly*
Ryan: Remember what Drillbit taught us? Mind over pain!
Wade: *punches him in the face*
Goodmorning sunshine.*uncovers son*
AHHHH since when did you start sleeping naked?
Scram, scram crotchblocker
English Teacher: I've never met anyone as great as you. I'm really just always attracted to such dirtbag guys. Some bum, some lying pig.
Drillbit Taylor: Stop it. You were starting to rant a little bit.