Funny Quotes From Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor is a comedy about a group of kids who are being bullied. After intervewing quite a few people (all of which are humorous), they decide to go with Drillbit Taylor, a man who pretends to know martial arts and skills on how to protect people. Of course, that isn't the case.

The following are some funny quotations from the movie.

Director: Steven Brill
Producers: Judd Apatow, Susan Arnold, and Donna Arkoff Roth
Writers: Kristofor Brown and Seth Rogen
Starring: Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile, and Nate Hartley
Release date: March 21, 2008

Drillbit Taylor: Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan: Just a highschool bully

You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.
Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor: What do you teach?
English Teacher: English
Drillbit Taylor: My native tongue.

Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes.
Drillbit Taylor

Wade: We need to learn how to take a punch. Let me go first. *punches him in the arm*
Ryan: 10 being the hardest, how hard do you want it?
Wade 5, in the back. *gets punched and screams horribly*
Ryan: Remember what Drillbit taught us? Mind over pain!
Wade: *punches him in the face*

Goodmorning sunshine. *uncovers son* AHHHH since when did you start sleeping naked?
Ryan's mom

Scram, scram crotchblocker
Drillbit Taylor

English Teacher: I've never met anyone as great as you. I'm really just always attracted to such dirtbag guys. Some bum, some lying pig.
Drillbit Taylor: Stop it. You were starting to rant a little bit.