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Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan:
Just a highschool bully
You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.
Drillbit Taylor
Drillbit Taylor:
What do you teach?
English Teacher:
English
Drillbit Taylor:
My native tongue.
Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes.
Drillbit Taylor
Wade:
We need to learn how to take a punch. Let me go first.*punches him in the arm*
Ryan:
10 being the hardest, how hard do you want it?
Wade 5, in the back. *gets punched and screams horribly*
Ryan:
Remember what Drillbit taught us? Mind over pain!
Wade: *punches him in the face*
Goodmorning sunshine.*uncovers son*
AHHHH since when did you start sleeping naked?
Ryan's mom
Scram, scram crotchblocker
Drillbit Taylor
English Teacher:
I've never met anyone as great as you. I'm really just always attracted to such dirtbag guys. Some bum, some lying pig.
Drillbit Taylor:
Stop it. You were starting to rant a little bit.
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