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There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. Anonymous
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Anonymous
Fishers and fish are very much alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
Anonymous
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven Wright
There ain't but one time to go fishin', and that's whenever you can.
Diron Talbert
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Paul A. Volcker
There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.
Lefty Kreh
If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.
Sparse Grey Hackle
Game fish are too valuable to only be caught once.
Lee Wulff
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