Funny Quotes About Fishing - Page 2

There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. Anonymous

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Anonymous

Fishers and fish are very much alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
Anonymous

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven Wright

There ain't but one time to go fishin', and that's whenever you can.
Diron Talbert

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Paul A. Volcker

There's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot.
Lefty Kreh

If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.
Sparse Grey Hackle

Game fish are too valuable to only be caught once.
Lee Wulff

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