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Funny Quotes For Father's Day - Page 2

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.
George Herbert
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
Clarence Budington Kelland
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.
William Wordsworth
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
Unknown
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
Barbara Kingsolver
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
Erika Cosby
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
Sigmond Freud
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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