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Funny Quotes From The Love Guru

The Love Guru didn't exactly do that well when the film first came out. Actually, it hasn't even done very well since, even though it did receive some recognition in international markets.

Nonetheless, if you love Mike Myers you still might want to check it out. Below you'll see some funny quotes from the film The Love Guru.

A quote from The Love Guru.

Pitka: I am his holyness, th Guru Pitka. My goal is to say, "Gee, you are you..."
Pitka: My time to shine.
Dick Pants: Take a look at this. The Toronto Maple Leafs will pay you $2 million if you can get Darrell Rowanoke back with his wife in time to win the Stanly Cup.
Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle, tickle tickle.
Pitka: How do you do? Shrimp?
Coach Cherkov: What did you call me?
Pitka: I'm sorry I didn't catch your gnome. NAME! You are a midget.
Cowboy: Looks like I'm going to have to shove these love beeds some place special.
Pitka: Nice hat. I had a hat like that once, then my mom got a job.
Pitka: I would like to thank the academy. Wow, these things are heavy... yeah.
Coach Cherkov: Put me down, Jackass!
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