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The Love Guru Quotes

Pitka: I am his holyness, th Guru Pitka. My goal is to say , Gee, You are You... TM

Pitka: My time to shine.

Dick Pants: Take a look at this. The Toronto Maple Leafs will pay you $2 million if you can get Darrell Rowanoke back with his wife in time to win the Stanly Cup.

Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle, tickle tickle.

Pitka: How do you do? Shrimp?
Coach Cherkov: What did you call me?
Pitka: I'm sorry I didn't catch your gnome. NAME! You are a midget.

Cowboy: Looks like I'm going to have to shove these love beeds some place special.
Pitka: Nice hat. I had a hat like that once, then my mom got a job.

Pitka: I would like to thank the academy. Wow, these things are heavy... yeah.
Coach Cherkov: Put me down, Jackass!

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