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Funny Quotes from Balls of Fury

When Balls of Fury first began advertising, I knew quite a few people who were excited about it. Sadly, the movie didn't go over well. The storyline seems a bit forced. Even though the plot is somewhat unique in greater sense, the idea of a sports athlete coming back from nowhere and trying to win a championship is nowhere near unique. Of course, there are still many people who absolutely love the film. And to them, here are some great funny quotes from Balls of Fury.

Director: Robert Ben Garant
Producers: Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Jonathan Glickman, and Tomas Lennon
Writers: Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon
Starring: Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, and George Lopez
Release date: August 29, 2007

Ping pong or how the Chinese say: "ping pong".
Feng
Gives wax off a whole new meaning.
Randy Daytona
After defeating a young girl: Don't be so hard on yourself, you got mad skills.
[Randy gets punched in the balls]
Randy Daytona
Randy Daytona: You killed him...
Feng: Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?
Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?
Master Wong
Mmmm... tastes good!
The Hammer, after licking trophy
Randy: You got me swatting flies now?
Master Wong: Not hit flies. You hit bees!
You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.
Karl Wolfschtagg
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