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Yeah, yeah! Gay love!
Kevin McDonough
Chuck Levine:
Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine:
I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine:
I'm Jewish. I don't want to piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine:
Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!
Chuck Levine
Chuck Levine:
What do you got?
Larry Valentine:
Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine:
What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
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