Funny Quotes From I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Chuck and Larry was a somewhat controversial film when it first came out. Some of the media absolutely hated it and some gay rights activists didn't like the idea of it being a comedy and somewhat anti-homosexual (even though two men get married, they always say "ew" and try to act manly).
Nonetheless, it turned out OK. It definitely isn't seen as the best film of the year, but it has been replayed enough on television to suggest it has enough viewer satisfaction to keep people interested. Below are a few funny quotes from the film titled I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
Director: Dennis Dugan
Producers: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo, Tom Shadyac, and Michael Bostick
Writers: Barry Fanaro, Alexander Payne, and Jim Taylor
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and Jessica Biel
Release date: July 20, 2007
Yeah, yeah! Gay love!
Chuck Levine: Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine: I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine: I'm Jewish. I don't want to piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine: Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!
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Chuck Levine: What do you got?
Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
Kevin McDonough: Hey, apple dumpling, what's crack-a-lacking?
Chuck Levine: I'm not an animal! I'm a whore!
Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it.
Larry Valentine: You're a monster!
Captain Phineas J. Tucker: Gentlemen, I have a very simple policy. What you shove up your ass is your own business.