Funny Quotes From I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Chuck and Larry was a somewhat controversial film when it first came out. Some of the media absolutely hated it and some gay rights activists didn't like the idea of it being a comedy and somewhat anti-homosexual (even though two men get married, they always say "ew" and try to act manly).

Nonetheless, it turned out OK. Below are a few funny quotes from the film titled I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Producers: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo, Tom Shadyac, and Michael Bostick
Writers: Barry Fanaro, Alexander Payne, and Jim Taylor
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and Jessica Biel
Release date: July 20, 2007

Yeah, yeah! Gay love!
Kevin McDonough

Chuck Levine: Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine: I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine: I'm Jewish. I don't want to piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine: Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.

The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!
Chuck Levine

Chuck Levine: What do you got?
Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!

Kevin McDonough: Hey, apple dumpling, what's crack-a-lacking?

Chuck Levine: I'm not an animal! I'm a whore!

Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it.
Larry Valentine: You're a monster!

Captain Phineas J. Tucker: Gentlemen, I have a very simple policy. What you shove up your ass is your own business.