Funny Jewish Quotes
These hilarious quotes about Jews are all said by famous Jewish people throughout history. They are meant for entertainment only.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas.
God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
To sing it right, Franco, you have to be Jewish.
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