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Funny Quotations from Peggy Sue Got Married

Peggy Sue Got Married is a fantasy-comedy drama film about a woman who passes out at her high school reunion and wakes up in her past, giving her a chance to start all over again. The film follows the life of Peggy Sue as she changes her life for the better, only to finally realize that her life wasn't so bad afterall. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Starring Kathleen Turner and Nicolas Cage. Also includes an early appearance in film by Jim Carrey.

Peggy Sue Got Married was nominated for three Oscar awards, including Best Actress. The movie has many humorous moments and a great lesson to learn. It's a good film for anyone. Read some of the many hilarious quotes from Peggy Sue Got Married below.

[Peggy Sue purposely squirts ink across Delores' blouse]
Delores Dodge: AHHHHH!
Peggy Sue: Oh I'm so sorry!
Peggy Sue: These pens are so tricky...
Delores Dodge: Go stuff your bra!
Peggy Sue: I beg your pardon?
Delores Dodge: Take a long walk off a short pier!
Peggy Sue: [amused] Have a nice day!
[Peggy Sue is drunk]
Peggy Sue: I'm an adult. I want to have fun. I want to go to Liverpool and discover the Beatles.
Peggy Sue: Then you think time travel is possible for people?
Richard Norvik: Yes. It's absolutely possible for people, for dogs, for cancan girls.
Peggy Sue: Oh, then I'm not crazy.
Richard Norvik: Well, I really don't know if you're crazy. I know most people think I am.
Peggy Sue: It's funny. It's really funny. YOu bought an Edsel.
Peggy Sue's father: Young lady, what's the matter with you? Are you drunk?
Peggy Sue: Uh, just a little. I had a tough day.
Peggy Sue: We had one glorious night together, someday you'll remember and write about it.
Michael: Yeah, I can dig that. Bittersweet perfection. Dogs of lust on leashes of memory.
[Peggy Sue hands in her algebra test]
Mr. Snelgrove: And what's the meaning of this, Peggy Sue?
Peggy Sue: Well, Mr Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.
Richard Norvik: I have this theory that time is like a burrito. A burrito is this mexican food that I had when my parents took me to Disneyland.
Peggy Sue: I *KNOW* what a *BURRITO* is.
Maddy Nagle: That Michael Fitzsimmons just doesn't look like the barbeque type!
Walter Getz: The best thing about being a dentist. Pure pharmaceutical grade. Couple of lines of this, I could drill my own teeth.
[present-day Charlie has just begged for another chance with Peggy]
Peggy Sue: Charlie... I'd like to invite you to your house this Sunday for dinner.
[Charlie hesistates, unbelieving]
Peggy Sue: I'll make a streudel...
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