Undergrads Quotes

Undergrads is a TV program that appeared on TV in 2001 on MTV (US). Undergrads stopped airing in 2001.

Undergrads was on for 1 seasons and 13 episodes. It features David McGrath as producer. Undergrads is created by Pete Williams.

Each episode of Undergrads is 22 minutes long. Undergrads is produced by MTV Animation and distributed by Paramount Television.

Undergrads Quotes

• (Unnamed) "How many times have I told you guys: Stop telling me to go to Hell."

• (Unnamed) "Nuhh, oh, hey Nitz. Don't worry, I'm not drunk -- I'm just a little drunk -- what? Nuhh, hey Nitz. So I went to this party tonight, and they guy at the door said like "you can't come in, you got no pants on your legs." So I said, "so let me drink your beer." Buuut, he wanted me to wear pants, and i got too much drink in my drunk, to pants on my put. You know? So I told him I was gonna -- tell him something about two things -- and how I was gonna put my fist in his ouch-place, so I got my punching face on, which I keep in a jar by the door, who was it for? This guy, punch him in the face good. Yes. So I go to punch him, but I get distracted by this fine-ass hunny hunny, and she gonna give me some of the somethin somethin -- yeah yeah. So I drunk on up to her, and I say that it's time her and I hit the boyda-boyda-boyda-boyda-good-good, so then she kicks me in my thing and stuff and I fall over, so I think maybe I need some more whiskey. And it's at the party, so I gotta get pants. So I walk to my frat house, and I say "lemme in." but that's where the party is, so could I have some pants? I need pants. I'm not drunk, you are. Where are my legs? Ahhhhhh, I'm not Spanish."

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