Unaccompanied Minors Quotes

Unaccompanied Minors is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Unaccompanied Minors ended its run in 1970.

It features Lauren Shuler Donner, and Michael Aguilar as producer, Michael Andrews (musician) in charge of musical score, and Christopher Baffa as head of cinematography.

Unaccompanied Minors is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Unaccompanied Minors is 87 minutes long. Unaccompanied Minors is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Quinn Shephard as Donna Malone, Tyler James Williams as Charlie, Dyllan Christopher as Spencer Davenport, Brett Kelly as Timothy 'Beef' Wellington, Gia Mantegna as Grace Conrad, Paget Brewster as Valerie Davenport, Wilmer Valderrama as Zach Van Bourke, Dominique Saldaña as Katherine Davenport, Lewis Black as Oliver, and Wayne Federman as Flight Attendant.

Unaccompanied Minors Quotes

Tyler James Williams as Charlie

• (Tyler James Williams) "Harvard will never accept me with a criminal record, and I am NOT going to community college."

Dyllan Christopher as Spencer Davenport

• (Dyllan Christopher) "You're not going to be scared this time are you?"
• (Dominique Saldaña) "Not after the night I've had."

• (Dyllan Christopher) "Divorced kids are resourceful than others."

Wilmer Valderrama as Zach Van Bourke

• (Wilmer Valderrama) "Oh, and one more thing, Feliz Navidad."

• (Wilmer Valderrama) "Oliver, after we get these kids back on their planes, I quit."

Gia Mantegna as Grace Conrad

• (Gia Mantegna) "If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead."
• (Quinn Shephard) "What are you gonna do, rich girl. Have your daddy hire a hit man?"
• (Gia Mantegna) "Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail."
• (Dyllan Christopher) "Hmmmm --"
• (Tyler James Williams) "Girl fight. Girl fight. Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight."

• (Gia Mantegna) "Santa, me and my friends have a bet."
• (Unnamed) "About what?"
• (Gia Mantegna) "I was right. You are hot."

Quinn Shephard as Donna Malone

• (Quinn Shephard) "Ow. I've been good all year fat boy."

• (Quinn Shephard) "It's really small in here."
• (Tyler James Williams) "Yeah it's great isn't it?"
• (Gia Mantegna) "Charlie, just because you like to compensate for your abandonment issues by stuffing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody does."
• (Gia Mantegna) "What? My mom's a psychologist."

• (Quinn Shephard) "Are your parents still together?"
• (Gia Mantegna) "Yes."
• (Quinn Shephard) "Then I hate you."

Brett Kelly as Timothy 'Beef' Wellington

• (Brett Kelly) "My mom's boyfriend says Christmas is the time of year when Frosty fights the Devil."
• (Quinn Shephard) "It talks"

Paget Brewster as Valerie Davenport

• (Unnamed) "What you need is a steaming hot cup of my fabulous hot cocoa."
• (Paget Brewster) "Oh my God, I've already had 3 and it's 80 degrees outside, are you trying to kill me?"

Lewis Black as Oliver

• (Lewis Black) "Aren't you a little old be to playing with dolls, son? What are you, 40?"
• (Wilmer Valderrama) "Actually, Beef's 12, sir."
• (Lewis Black) "Good Lord."

• (Lewis Black) "Then, the Abominable Snowman, who transforms the Emergency Equipment Center into his own private amusement park and then blames it on Aquaman."

Wayne Federman as Flight Attendant

• (Wayne Federman) "Girls, the pilots are down in the restaurant and they want to buy us dinner."
• (Wayne Federman) "Captain Cohen's down there? Never too late for a fifth husband. Lets go girls."
• (Wayne Federman) "The kids."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry ma'am, I'm a certified babysitter. I get paid 50 cents an hour."
• (Wayne Federman) "Mary Lynn, there's a twenty in this for you."
• (Wayne Federman) "Captain Cohen, here I come."

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