Twin Town Quotes

Twin Town is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Twin Town ended its run in 1970.

It features Peter McAleese as producer, Mark Thomas in charge of musical score, and John Mathieson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Twin Town is recorded in English, Welsh and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Twin Town is 99 minutes long. Twin Town is distributed by PolyGram Filmed Entertainment.

The cast includes: Rhys Ifans as Jeremy Lewis, Huw Ceredig as Fatty Lewis, Dougray Scott as Terry, Llŷr Ifans as Julian Lewis, and William Thomas as Bryn Cartwright.

Twin Town Quotes

Rhys Ifans as Jeremy Lewis

• (Rhys Ifans) "I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher."

• (Rhys Ifans) "Why is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?"

• (Rhys Ifans) "The way of the transgressor -- is f***in' 'ard, like."

Dougray Scott as Terry

• (Dougray Scott) "What the f*** does that mean Greyo?"
• (Unnamed) "What does what mean?"
• (Dougray Scott) "That, "ambition is f***ing critical.""
• (Unnamed) "It say's "ambition is critical." There's no "f***ing" in it."

William Thomas as Bryn Cartwright

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Huw Ceredig as Fatty Lewis

• (Huw Ceredig) "This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your f***ing noses. Buy your own f***ing glue."

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