Twin Beds (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Twin Beds (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Twin Beds completed its run in 1970.

Twin Beds (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Lily Aldrin) "Can't we at least push them together?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Sure. Oh, you mean the twin beds. No, I don't want that."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "That's Barney. He means well."
• (Ted Mosby) "Actually, we're not sure that's true."
• (Don Frank) "I think he's awesome. I just feel bad for any woman with such low esteem she'd date a guy like that."
• (Narrator) "And that's when I realized that Robin hasn't told Don she and Barney used to date."
• (Barney Stinson) "We're a lot alike, Don. We both enjoy a good Scotch, we both find my stories fascinating, and we both went out with Robin."
• (Narrator) "And now he knew."

• (Barney Stinson) "I'll take her till she's forty and then you can have her after that."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "I have this system: I leave the empty milk carton in the fridge to remind us to buy more milk."
• (Ted Mosby) "How about you leave a full carton of milk to remind us that we don't need to buy milk."

• (Don Frank) "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Don't you find it weird that Robin is still friends with Barney?"
• (Ted Mosby) "I think it's weird that we're still friends with Barney."

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