Tonight's the Night (Gotham) Quotes

Tonight's the Night (Gotham) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Tonight's the Night ended in 1970.

Tonight's the Night (Gotham) Quotes

• (James Gordon) "Ready for the practice run?"
• (Barbara Kean) "I'm ready to skip this and get married"
• (James Gordon) "Me, too."
• (Father Callahan) "Let us rehearse the vows. Barbara Kean --"
• (Barbara Kean) "Mmm --"
• (Father Callahan) "Do you take James Gordon to be your unlawfully wedded husband to have to hold --"
• (Barbara Kean) "I'm sorry, Father. You said 'unlawfully wedded'."
• (James Gordon) "Barbara, just answer him, for God's sake."
• (Oswald Cobblepot) "I'm waiting."

• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "This is you, Jim. This is all you. She sucked you right back in, didn't she? Because she still has a hold on you. Her sickness and yours feed off each other."
• (James Gordon) "What do you mean my sickness? I'm not sick."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "You see an abyss, and you run toward it. That's not healthy."
• (James Gordon) "I'm just doing my job."
• (Barbara Kean) "Hey, Lee. You don't mind if I borrow him for a little while, do you?"

• (Theo Galavan) "If you could have one dream come true, what would that be?"
• (Bruce Wayne) "I would find the man who killed my parents."
• (Theo Galavan) "What would you do if you found him?"
• (Bruce Wayne) "I would kill him."
• (Theo Galavan) "What a young tiger you are. My dream? I would save this city. I would rid Gotham of corruption, crime and poverty."
• (Bruce Wayne) "Sounds good. How would you do that?"
• (Theo Galavan) "Oh, I have plans, schemes, ideas aplenty. But -- I need help. I need your help."
• (Bruce Wayne) "Of course."
• (Theo Galavan) "And perhaps in return, I could help you with your dream."

• (Edward Nygma) "Well, I'm afraid this is as proper a burial as circumstances allow. But I thought we could have one last meal together."
• (Edward Nygma) "I was a broken man, Miss Kringle. Two halves at war with each other. But thanks to you, I am whole. I will not forget you. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?"
• (Hunter) "That some sort of riddle?"

• (Barbara Kean) "Do you think you know him better than I do? I love him, too, you know. I know him better than you do."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Okay, Barbara, I hear you. You love him. We both love him. That's okay."
• (Barbara Kean) "But I love him more."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Okay, listen, Barbara. I know that now. Please --"
• (Barbara Kean) "I'm gonna prove that I love him more. I'm going to carve your pretty face off your skull. And then you both will understand what true love is."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Okay, just one more thing."
• (Barbara Kean) "What?"
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Your dress. I; I love your dress. I just want to know where you bought it."
• (Barbara Kean) "Hmm. Oh, um --"

• (Edward Nygma) "You know, you really shouldn't sneak up on people; that's not polite."
• (Hunter) "Not usually any people out here."
• (Edward Nygma) "Can I interest you in a tea sandwich?"
• (Hunter) "A what?"
• (Hunter) "What the heck is in there?"
• (Hunter) "Aah."
• (Edward Nygma) "Great. Not I've got to improvise. Don't go anywhere."

• (Barbara Kean) "The Jim Gordon you know is an act. He's like an addict who thinks he can dabble in darkness as long as nobody sees the needle marks."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Everybody has an act."
• (Barbara Kean) "Did he tell you how he got reinstated with the GCPD?"
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "He killed a man for Penguin."
• (Barbara Kean) "Wow. Very good, Jim. You did tell her."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "We don't have secrets between us. He's done a lot of things that he's not proud of. Everyone has."
• (Barbara Kean) "But you love him anyway -- Is that right? Despite all his faults."
• (Dr. Leslie Thompkins) "Yes, I do."
• (Barbara Kean) "Cute little do-gooder, Dr. Lee, mmm -- In love with a cruel, cold, death-obsessed sadist."

• (James Gordon) "Hold on. Hold on."
• (Barbara Kean) "I'm sorry, baby. I've been kind of a bad date, huh?"
• (Barbara Kean) "I love you, baby."
• (James Gordon) "No."

• (Barbara Kean) "Well, this is my wedding dress. The tailor still had it in storage. I mean, can you believe the luck? Or fate."
• (Barbara Kean) "That's father Callahan. You remember him, of course."
• (Barbara Kean) "And these bozos -- Oh. Who knows? But you can't have a wedding without witnesses. That's the law."
• (James Gordon) "Barbara --"
• (Barbara Kean) "Jim -- Please don't act all surprised or aggrieved. You knew, from the start, that this was a trap. But you thought, 'Hey, let the bad guys take their best shot. I'm Jim Gordon. I'll find a way to win. Or die.'"
• (Barbara Kean) "It's option B, baby. Your fondest wish to come true."
• (James Gordon) "I don't want to die."
• (Barbara Kean) "Oh. Hey. Sure you do. Aren't you tired of hiding your true self? Tired of lying to yourself? To Lee?"
• (James Gordon) "I don't lie to Lee."

• (Alfred Pennyworth) "Ah, there you are, Master Bruce. Been looking all over the gaff for you."
• (Alfred Pennyworth) "Bit dreary down here, isn't it? Fancy something to eat?"
• (Alfred Pennyworth) "What's up?"

• (James Gordon) "They said you'd only talk to me. I'm listening."
• (Barbara Kean) "Yes. Here it is."
• (Barbara Kean) "Is there any chance I could get a latte or something?"
• (James Gordon) "This is not a game, Barbara."
• (Barbara Kean) "Oh. Of course it is. It's a game you've been losing. Big-time."
• (James Gordon) "It is not a game."
• (Barbara Kean) "It must be killing you. All that righteous indignation with no place to go."

• (Barbara Kean) "Don't act all calm and businesslike. Rough me up a little, if you want."
• (James Gordon) "I don't want to do that. I don't want to hurt you. I want to help you."
• (Barbara Kean) "I know -- you want to hurt me, just a little. I've been a very bad girl."
• (James Gordon) "No. You're a good woman. You're just sick, is all."
• (Barbara Kean) "I knew it. I knew you still had feelings for me."
• (James Gordon) "Of course I have feelings."

• (Edward Nygma) "Oh, my. Mr. Penguin?"
• (Oswald Cobblepot) "Help me, please."

• (James Gordon) "You good?"
• (Harvey Bullock) "Anything that makes Barnes' tight ass nervous, I'm all for."

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