This Means War (film) Quotes

This Means War (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . This Means War ended its run in 1970.

It features Simon Kinberg; James Lassiter; Robert Simonds; Will Smith as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Russell Carpenter as head of cinematography.

This Means War (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of This Means War (film) is 96 minutes long. This Means War (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Chelsea Handler as Trish, Reese Witherspoon as Lauren, Chris Pine as FDR Foster, Tom Hardy as Tuck, Abigail Spencer as Katie, Angela Bassett as Collins, and John Paul Ruttan as Joe.

This Means War (film) Quotes

Chris Pine as FDR Foster

• (Chris Pine) "Did he just give our bird the bird?"

• (Chris Pine) "You never slept with Lauren?"
• (Tom Hardy) "You slept with my wife."

• (Chris Pine) "I missed you."
• (Tom Hardy) "I know. I've missed you too."
• (Chris Pine) "I love you, man."
• (Tom Hardy) "I love you, too."
• (Chris Pine) "We're back."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, my God. I'm Yoko."

Reese Witherspoon as Lauren

• (Reese Witherspoon) "And you look like the kind of guy who's interested in a one-day rental, if you know what I mean."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, it was the most humiliating moment ever."
• (Chelsea Handler) "Well, that's because you have to come up with, like, better excuses. You should have been like, "I have a fiancé, too, but he's actually getting a penile reduction this afternoon because his penis is so big, every time it lands like a poltergeist.""

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I'm going out. I'm dating. I'm having fun."
• (Chelsea Handler) "You date but you're not taking it seriously."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, I think I'm going to hell"
• (Chelsea Handler) "Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up."

Tom Hardy as Tuck

• (Karate Dad) "You're not listening to me."
• (Tom Hardy) "Mate, can I have a quick word with you?"
• (Tom Hardy) "Okay, that's it, stand up. A brave man once said to me, "Pain is weakness leaving the body.""
• (Karate Dad) "Yes."
• (Tom Hardy) "Bye, weakness."

Angela Bassett as Collins

• (Unnamed) "All eyes are up."
• (Unnamed) "Sat cams are good."
• (Unnamed) "Target is inbound."
• (Unnamed) "ETA five minutes."
• (Angela Bassett) "Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go. Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers. Secure the device. And remember, this mission is covert."

Chelsea Handler as Trish

• (Chelsea Handler) "Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl."

Abigail Spencer as Katie

• (Abigail Spencer) "So what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure?"
• (Chris Pine) "Pleasure."
• (Tom Hardy) "Business."
• (Chris Pine) "A little of both."
• (Abigail Spencer) "What kind of business are you in?"
• (Chris Pine) "I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent."
• (Abigail Spencer) "Permission to come aboard, captain."

John Paul Ruttan as Joe

• (John Paul Ruttan) "Mom. Is that dad?"

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