This Is England Quotes

This Is England is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . This Is England completed its run in 1970.

It features Mark Herbert as producer, Ludovico Einaudi in charge of musical score, and Danny Cohen (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

This Is England is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of This Is England is 102 minutes long. This Is England is distributed by Optimum Releasing.

The cast includes: Thomas Turgoose as Shaun, Stephen Graham as Combo, Andrew Shim as Milky, Joseph Gilgun as Woody, Kriss Dosanjh as Mr. Sandhu, Rosamund Hanson as Smell, Frank Harper as Lenny, Vicky McClure as Lol, and George Newton as Banjo.

This Is England Quotes

Stephen Graham as Combo

• (Stephen Graham) "Picking on a kid, mate? f***ing hell. Picking on a f***ing kid, was ya? Eh?"
• (Kriss Dosanjh) "Just take what you want and go, OK?"
• (Stephen Graham) "SHUT UP. I'M talking. I'M your f***ing size. f*** with me."
• (Kriss Dosanjh) "You got what you want. Just go now, alright?"
• (Stephen Graham) "Don't you f***ing dare backchat me, or I will slay you now where you f***ing stand, you f***ing Paki c***. Right? You listen to f***ing me. That f***ing kid's Dad DIED for this f***ing country. What have YOU f***ing done for it? f***-ALL but take f***ing jobs off decent people."
• (Stephen Graham) "Now listen, son. Listen good. We'll be back here whenever we want, right? Cuz this is f***ing OURS, now. This is OURS, this, f***ing Sandhu. Don't forget that. Any f***ing time we want. And clean the place up, it f***ing stinks of curry. f***ing stinks. REEKS of the f***ing s***."

• (Stephen Graham) "Now I want you on your best behaviour."

• (Stephen Graham) "f***in' hell, Gadge. Couldn't you get any more f***ing sweets, man?"

• (Stephen Graham) "But I've got one question to ask you. Do you consider yourself English, or Jamaican?"
• (Andrew Shim) "English."
• (Stephen Graham) "Lovely, lovely, love you for that, that's f***ing great. A proud man, learn from him; that's a proud man. That's what we need, man. That's what this nation has been built on, proud men. Proud f***ing warriors. Two thousand years this little tiny f***ing island has been raped and pillaged, by people who have come here and wanted a piece of it; two f***ing world wars. Men have laid down their lives for this. For this -- and for what? So people can stick their f***ing flag in the ground and say, "Yeah. This is England. And this is England, and this is England.""

• (Stephen Graham) "Spit? That's a man's handshake, I promise you."

• (Stephen Graham) "What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "I thought I'd take a s***."
• (Stephen Graham) "Put your arse away, mate."

• (Stephen Graham) "Don't you f***ing dare backchat me, or I will slay you now where you f***ing stand, you f***ing Paki c***."

Thomas Turgoose as Shaun

• (Thomas Turgoose) "At least I don't look like Dracula."

• (Thomas Turgoose) "Oh, Combo, what have you done to 'im?"
• (Stephen Graham) "Men don't cry. Remember, men don't cry."

• (Unnamed) "Keith. Keithy. oi, oi."
• (Thomas Turgoose) "Talkin' to me?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "I never knew Keith Chegwin had a son."
• (Thomas Turgoose) "Piss off."
• (Unnamed) "What the f*** are they?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "These, I'm wearing them for a bet, what's your excuse?"
• (Unnamed) "Cheeky Bastard. Woodstock's that way pal."
• (Thomas Turgoose) "f*** off, at least I don't look like count Dracula."
• (Thomas Turgoose) "You think your funny yeh?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "yeh."
• (Unnamed) "You think your funny you little spaz?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "Yeh."
• (Unnamed) "You want to hear a f***ing joke yeh?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "Yeh, yeh go on then"
• (Unnamed) "How many people can you fit into a mini?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "I don't f***ing know how many?"
• (Unnamed) "Three in the back, two in the front, and your f***ing dad in the ashtray."
• (Thomas Turgoose) "You f***er."

Rosamund Hanson as Smell

• (Rosamund Hanson) "You might look about four, but you kiss like a fourty year old."

• (Rosamund Hanson) "I think it's like Michelle."

• (Rosamund Hanson) "I loved when you gave me that cake, that was sweet. Did you make it yourself?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "Ya"
• (Rosamund Hanson) "You didn't make it yourself, did you?"
• (Thomas Turgoose) "No"

Joseph Gilgun as Woody

• (Joseph Gilgun) "Honestly mate, you look sterling."

• (Joseph Gilgun) "I'm Harvey and I'm here to give you jip."

• (Joseph Gilgun) "Listen to me. He's a young lad. He's had a f***ing bad week. So we bring him in wi' us to show him a bloody good time and you've just friggin back handed him roun' head. I'M DISAPPOINTED MATE."

• (Joseph Gilgun) "Now I feel bad, I feel bad now."
• (Joseph Gilgun) "You f***ing prick, you know what you are?"
• (Joseph Gilgun) "You're a friggin' bully, Gadget."

Vicky McClure as Lol

• (Vicky McClure) "What you mean before you went to prison and ruined everything? I'm going to be late for work. You can keep your little box."

• (Vicky McClure) "Beautiful? I was sixteen and pissed, it wasn't beautiful."

George Newton as Banjo

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Kriss Dosanjh as Mr. Sandhu

• (Kriss Dosanjh) "Oh, and you're banned."
• (Thomas Turgoose) "Oh, and you're a mong."

Frank Harper as Lenny

• (Frank Harper) "Some people say we're racists.We're not racists. We're realists.Some people call us Nazis.We're not Nazis.No, what we are, we are nationalists and there's a reason people try to pigeonhole us like this.And that is because of one word, gentlemen.- Fear."

• (Frank Harper) "Are you ready to return to the fight?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Frank Harper) "Are you ready to shed blood?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

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