The Yada Yada Quotes

The Yada Yada is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Yada Yada stopped airing in 1970.

The Yada Yada Quotes

• (Elaine Benes) "Anyway, guess what. Beth Lipner called me."
• (Jerry) "Ooohh, Beth Lipner. I'm still waiting out that marriage."
• (Elaine Benes) "What are you talking about? That marriage ended six months ago. She's already remarried."
• (Jerry) "I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything."

• (Jerry) "Alright. You're on a desert island, you can bring five books. Which five do you take?"
• (George Costanza) "I gotta read five books?"
• (Jerry) "Okay, only one."
• (Jerry) "Come on."
• (George Costanza) "Ah. I got it. The Three Musketeers."
• (Jerry) "You've read that?"
• (George Costanza) "No. I'm saving it for the island."

• (Jerry) "So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke, and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy."
• (Cosmo Kramer) ""Those people"? Listen to yourself."
• (Jerry) "What?"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream."
• (Jerry) "Whatley's from Jersey."
• (Cosmo Kramer) "And now he's a full-fledged American."
• (Jerry) "Kramer, he's just a dentist"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "And you're an anti-dentite."
• (Jerry) "I am not an anti-dentite."
• (Cosmo Kramer) "You're a rabid anti-dentite. Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty." Next thing you know you'll be saying, "They should have their own schools"."
• (Jerry) "They do have their own schools."
• (Cosmo Kramer) "Yeah."

• (Father Curtis) "Tell me your sins, my son."
• (Jerry) "Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish."
• (Father Curtis) "That's no sin."
• (Jerry) "Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes."
• (Father Curtis) "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
• (Jerry) "No, it offends me as a comedian."

• (Jerry) "Mr. Abbott."
• (Dr. Abbott) "That's Dr. Abbott, D.D.S. Tim Whatley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard."

• (George Costanza) "Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me her ex-boyfriend comes over late last night "and yada yada yada, I'm really tired today"."
• (Jerry) "What do you think she was tired from?"
• (George Costanza) "Well, obviously the yada yada. You don't think she'd "yada yada" sex."
• (Elaine Benes) "I've "yada yada'd" sex."
• (George Costanza) "Really?"
• (Elaine Benes) "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
• (Jerry) "But you yada yada'd over the best part."
• (Elaine Benes) "No, I mentioned the bisque."

• (Elaine Benes) "Where's Beth?"
• (Jerry) "She went out to get her head shaved."

• (Karen) "I really wanted you."

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