The Virginity Hit Quotes

The Virginity Hit is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Virginity Hit stopped airing in 1970.

It features Will Ferrell; Adam McKay; Chris Henchy, Peter Principato, Paul Young, Owen Burke, and Amy Hobby as producer, and Luke Geissbuhler as head of cinematography.

The Virginity Hit is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Virginity Hit is 86 minutes long. The Virginity Hit is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Nicole Weaver as Nicole, Matt Bennett as Matt, Jacob Davich as Jacob, Zack Pearlman as Zack, and Justin Kline as Justin.

The Virginity Hit Quotes

Nicole Weaver as Nicole

• (Nicole Weaver) "I know that I f***ed up, but, like, what is this with all the cameras? Like, are you f***ing kidding me? Like, you would do that to me? Look I didn't do anything on purpose just to hurt you."
• (Nicole Weaver) "You're doing this on purpose just to hurt me, Matt."

• (Nicole Weaver) "Do you want to take a shower with me?"
• (Matt Bennett) "Yeah uh -- see actually I'm good right now. I just actually -- I took a shower."
• (Jacob Davich) "Come on."
• (Zack Pearlman) "I hate; I hate him."

Zack Pearlman as Zack

• (Zack Pearlman) "Matt has fallen ill with two acute medical conditions. Blue balls and a broken heart. And my associate, Jacob, and I have found a way to cure this problem."

• (Matt Bennett) "Why is that funny?"
• (Zack Pearlman) "It's not a massage. You rub it around the f***ing hairy parts, not your whole dick, you weirdo."

• (Zack Pearlman) "Have you ever lost your virginities? Wanna meet my friend?"

• (Zack Pearlman) "So, when you're f***ing her tonight, you know what you should say? I was thinking about this last week. You should say, "Girl, I'm gonna f*** the taste right out of your mouth.""
• (Matt Bennett) "No. No, I'm not saying that to anyone."
• (Zack Pearlman) "It's classy."
• (Matt Bennett) "It's not classy."
• (Zack Pearlman) "It's very classy. That's like holding the door for a woman."
• (Matt Bennett) "Saying that I want to f*** the taste out of someone?"
• (Zack Pearlman) "Absolutely."
• (Zack Pearlman) "I am good at this."

• (Zack Pearlman) "You just need to promise me you'll tell me one thing. Just one thing, that's all I want to know."
• (Matt Bennett) "I'll try. I will."
• (Zack Pearlman) "Does she squirt?"
• (Zack Pearlman) "Did she have a geyser? 'Cause she totally looks like --"
• (Matt Bennett) "Yeah, yeah."
• (Zack Pearlman) "Her vagina was like Old Yeller."
• (Jacob Davich) "No, not Old Yeller. Old Yeller's a dog. Yellow, you're thinking of --"
• (Zack Pearlman) "Yellowstone Park."
• (Jacob Davich) "Yeah."
• (Zack Pearlman) "Old Geyser."
• (Jacob Davich) "No, not --"
• (Matt Bennett) "Old Yeller. Old Yeller was the dog."
• (Justin Kline) "Old Yeller is the dog."
• (Matt Bennett) "What's the name of the geyser?"
• (Zack Pearlman) "Old Geyser."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Justin Kline) "Old Face --"
• (Matt Bennett) "Face/Off."

Matt Bennett as Matt

• (Matt Bennett) "Alright. I sucked -- her tits."
• (Zack Pearlman) "$2500, and all you did was suck her tits?"

• (Matt Bennett) "We were the wonder couple. We were going to be like -- Fantastic Four minus two. Fantastic Two. I just want to get back together with you."

• (Matt Bennett) "Okay, what if after all that, I um -- f*** the taste out of your mouth. That's good?"
• (Unnamed) "What? What --"
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Tell me, why would I need the taste f***ed out of my mouth. I don't -- what does that mean?"
• (Matt Bennett) "Well, I -- If you need -- If, like -- I don't know."
• (Unnamed) "Do you think I need the taste f***ed out of my mouth?"
• (Matt Bennett) "I don't think -- No. I don't think you need it. I'm just saying that maybe it's, like, a --"
• (Unnamed) "No?"
• (Matt Bennett) "No. Just forget I said it. Let's start at the beginning. Sorry."

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