The Spirit of Christmas (short film) Quotes

The Spirit of Christmas (short film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Spirit of Christmas ended in 1970.

The Spirit of Christmas (short film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "OH MY GOD. They've killed Kenny."

• (Unnamed) "Behold my glory."
• (Unnamed) "Holy s***. It's Jesus."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, ham."
• (Unnamed) "No not ham, you fat f***."
• (Unnamed) "f*** you."
• (Unnamed) "Christmas is about something much more important."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Presents."
• (Unnamed) "Ah."
• (Unnamed) "Don't you see, Kyle? Presents."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. god****it, you stepped on my foot, you pig-f***er."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, don't say "pig-f***er" in front of Jesus."

• (Unnamed) "Did someone say my name?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey look, it's Brian Boitano."
• (Unnamed) "What incredible irony."

• (Unnamed) "Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right."
• (Unnamed) "Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude."

• (Unnamed) "I come seeking retribution."
• (Unnamed) "He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, f***. I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me."
• (Unnamed) "Nay, fear not, I love all my children."
• (Unnamed) "Whew."

• (Unnamed) "I say we help Santa Claus."
• (Unnamed) "Your just saying that because he brings you candy."
• (Unnamed) "Hey I don't have to take that kind of s*** from a Jew."
• (Unnamed) "Your such a fat f*** Cartman that when you walk down the street people go god damnit that kids a big fat f***."

• (Unnamed) "Don't you oppress me, fat boy."
• (Unnamed) "Don't call me fat, buttf***er."
• (Unnamed) "Then don't belittle my people you f***in' fatass."
• (Unnamed) "GODDAMMIT, DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU BUTTf***ING SONOFABITCH."

• (Unnamed) "Ho, ho ho. We meet again, Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle."
• (Unnamed) "I bring happiness and love to children all over the world."
• (Unnamed) "Christmas is for celebrating my birth."
• (Unnamed) "Christmas is for giving."
• (Unnamed) "I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy."
• (Unnamed) "This time we finish it. There can be only one."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, this is pretty f***ed up right here."

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