The Man in the Morgue Quotes

The Man in the Morgue is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Man in the Morgue stopped airing in 1970.

The Man in the Morgue Quotes

• (Unnamed) "That's because you've been inculcated by the mainstream culture's prevailing judeo-christian tradition into instinctive skepticism of alternative mores."

• (Unnamed) "God, I'm hungry."
• (Unnamed) "Well, when was the last time you ate?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my bad. You have amnesia."

• (Unnamed) "I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye."

• (Unnamed) "Graham. Graham?"
• (Unnamed) "Cracker."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's not funny."

• (Unnamed) "Bones, you okay?"
• (Unnamed) "Booth, I told you not to come."
• (Unnamed) "Who's this?"
• (Unnamed) "It's -- he's FBI. We're sort of partners."
• (Unnamed) "A guy flies down from D.C., you're more than sort of."

• (Unnamed) "Dark sorcerers suck, man."

• (Unnamed) "Voodoo. Who's gonna believe that stuff?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a religion, no crazier than -- well, what are you?"
• (Unnamed) "Catholic."
• (Unnamed) "They believe in the same saints you do -- in prayer -- what they call spells, you call miracles -- they have priests --"
• (Unnamed) "We don't make zombies."
• (Unnamed) "Jesus rose from the dead in three days --"
• (Unnamed) "Brennan --"
• (Unnamed) "Jesus is not a zombie."

• (Unnamed) "Congratulations on your coffin sex."

• (Unnamed) "How did I get away? Graham got killed, I got away. How did I do that?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, Bones, all those things that Caroline mentioned; the martial arts, the shooting, the assaults; you're just the type of woman that fights. You know? Maybe they didn't expect it, maybe they thought some kind of magic could hold you."
• (Unnamed) "I don't believe in magic."
• (Unnamed) "Exactly. You're a surprising woman, and that's sometimes enough to get away."
• (Unnamed) "Why are you nice to me?"
• (Unnamed) "Because. Because they think they get away with it."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "They burn their victim. They blow him up. They toss him in the ocean. They bury them in the desert. They throw 'em into wood chippers. Sometimes, you know, years go by. They relax. Then they start living their lives like they didn't do anything wrong. Like they didn't spend somebody else's life in order to get what they got. They think they're safe from retribution. You make those bastards unsafe. That's why I'm nice to you."
• (Unnamed) "I couldn't do that without you, Booth."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "I really should."

• (Unnamed) "Can I make a lifestyle suggestion?"
• (Unnamed) "Go ahead."
• (Unnamed) "You know, vacation; it's from the Latin 'vacatio' and means, you know, freedom and release; you might want to consider that next time"
• (Unnamed) "Learning Latin?"
• (Unnamed) "is the opposite of vacation. I mean, no wonder you snapped, went insane and totally lost your mind."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, thanks for your understanding."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Bones, hows about while you're a murder suspect you act more like a normal woman and less like Lily Munster, 'kay?"

• (Unnamed) "Or better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry. I made bail."
• (Unnamed) "Bail?"
• (Unnamed) "Bail? For what?"
• (Unnamed) "I told you, don't worry. The murder charge won't stick."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Murder charge?"
• (Unnamed) "Brennan? The next plane. The next plane, okay? Or I'm coming down there to get you myself."
• (Unnamed) "Everything's fine. I'm healing up satisfactorily. Bye for now."
• (Unnamed) "Healing up?"

• (Unnamed) "I am doing you a favor taking this case, Booth. But as the lady cop says, I'm a prosecutor. And as it stands now, I could try this case in my PJs and still get a conviction."
• (Unnamed) "Well, shouldn't you get to know your clients before you make snap judgments?"
• (Unnamed) "Bones --"
• (Unnamed) "Fine. Stop me when I get something wrong. Trained in three types of martial arts, two assault charges, registered marksman with the NRA, hunting licenses in four states --"
• (Unnamed) "You hunt?"
• (Unnamed) "Only for food."
• (Unnamed) "Shot an unarmed man."
• (Unnamed) "He was trying to set me on fire."
• (Unnamed) "All right, just -- just arrange bail for us, Caroline, so we can get out of here."
• (Unnamed) "Sure, sure. Don't want to get this one mad at me."
• (Unnamed) "You couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?"

• (Unnamed) "Is that Booth?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "You're hopping the streetcar named Desire with Booth?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I love this."

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