The Last House on the Left (2009 film) Quotes

The Last House on the Left (2009 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Last House on the Left ended in 1970.

It features Wes Craven; Sean S. Cunningham; Marianne Maddalena as producer, John Murphy (composer) in charge of musical score, and Sharone Meir as head of cinematography.

The Last House on the Left (2009 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last House on the Left (2009 film) is 100 minutes long. The Last House on the Left (2009 film) is distributed by Rogue Pictures.

The cast includes: Martha MacIsaac as Paige, Aaron Paul as Francis, Riki Lindhome as Sadie, Garret Dillahunt as Krug, Tony Goldwyn as John Collingwood, Monica Potter as Emma Collingwood, Sara Paxton as Mari Collingwood, Michael Bowen as Morton, and Spencer Treat Clark as Justin.

The Last House on the Left (2009 film) Quotes

Tony Goldwyn as John Collingwood

• (Tony Goldwyn) "Are we there yet?"
• (Sara Paxton) "We are making the turn now."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "It's the last house on the left if case you forgot."
• (Sara Paxton) "It's the only house for miles, Dad."

• (Tony Goldwyn) "Yo yo, wassup wassup."

• (Tony Goldwyn) "You know, you should probably just sleep here tonight."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Oh, well, no. We couldn't do that."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "I don't think you have much choice."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "We just don't want to impose, is all."
• (Monica Potter) "Well it's really not a problem. We have a guest house, so --"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Well whatever you think. Whatever's easiest."
• (Aaron Paul) "Yeah, we're very easy."

• (Tony Goldwyn) "We are going to get her to a hospital. Okay, we are going to do this."
• (Monica Potter) "They're still here. What if they come over here?"
• (Tony Goldwyn) "I know. You're right. Which means we gotta be ready for anything. We have to be ready to do anything. Do you hear me?"
• (Monica Potter) "We don't have a car. I mean the nearest house is six miles from here. How are we?"
• (Tony Goldwyn) "By land. Six miles by land. Okay, we are going to do this. We'll get through it. We are going to do it."

• (Tony Goldwyn) "Hi."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "What is this? I can't move."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "You're paralyzed from the neck down."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "I didn't have any rope, or duct tape."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Hey, what are you doing? Doc?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "What the fuck are you doing?"
• (Tony Goldwyn) "You're going to be fine."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Wait -- hey -- wait."

Garret Dillahunt as Krug

• (Garret Dillahunt) "What are you doing?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Ending this."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Well you sure picked a hell of a time to grow some balls. Glad to see you too. Now, look. I'm not mad, alright? Just don't do anything stupid."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "My son. I loved you. I took care of you."
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Loved?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "You don't get to talk now."
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Fuck you."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "You ready to be a man?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "What?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Pick one. Or both."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "You missed out."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "What are the odds, man? Of course your little girl had a lot to do with it. You should be proud. How'd you make us, anyway? Did my fucking kid rat us out? That's it, isn't it? My fucking kid. Figured out who you were and blabbered his brains. Hey, by the way, y'all did a bang up job on my brother. He is really fucking dead down there."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "These are two lovely girls, Justin."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "Do you want to hear what I did to Mari? I bet you do. Pervert. You want to hear how tight your little homecoming queen was?"
• (Tony Goldwyn) "No. I want to hear you beg for your fucking life."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "So, do you guys live here permanently?"
• (Monica Potter) "Oh, no. We actually live in the city."
• (Riki Lindhome) "How many houses do you have?"
• (Monica Potter) "So what are you guys doing out here anyways? This is kind of in the middle of nowhere. Are you on a family vacation? Or --"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Well it's kind of embarrassing, actually. My dad used to take Francis and me to this lake every summer; do some fishing, go camping. Now that he's gone, those memories are all I really have left of him. Basically I'm just trying to do the same thing for Justin here."
• (Monica Potter) "I think that's important. It's nice making memories."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Don't know if I want to remember today."
• (Monica Potter) "You might. You never know. You're all safe. You're together. That's what counts."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Amen, Emma. Amen."

• (Garret Dillahunt) "Who are you crazy fucks?"

Riki Lindhome as Sadie

• (Riki Lindhome) "I think he's dying now. What do you think he's seeing?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Something he'll never see again."

• (Riki Lindhome) "Did I do good? Tell me I did good."

• (Riki Lindhome) "I don't know, Krug. I think Mari here has some potential you should consider. Krug, what do you think?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "I think she's been a cool customer, ever since the motel."

• (Riki Lindhome) "Bitch. You burnt my face."

Aaron Paul as Francis

• (Aaron Paul) "Aw, that fucking hurts."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Oh man up, Frank."

• (Aaron Paul) "I hate cell phones. Everyhwere you turn nothing but texting and yakking and texting."

Spencer Treat Clark as Justin

• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Can I get a pack of cigarettes?"
• (Martha MacIsaac) "Can I get some ID?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Can you just give me a pass?"
• (Martha MacIsaac) "Justin, I would if I ruled the world, but --"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "What if you help me, I help you?"
• (Martha MacIsaac) "And how are you going to help me?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Look, you know, I've got some premium grade-A shit back at the motel."
• (Martha MacIsaac) "Really?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Yeah. You can see for yourself."

• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Dad, look, I was just trying to liquidate some of the --"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Liquidate. Wow. Is that my word or yours?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Mine -- but -- am I wrong?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "No, Justin, you're not wrong."

• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Sorry, they weren't supposed to be back."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "What? That's your excuse?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Sorry."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Justin, you gotta start putting other people's needs ahead of your own. You knew not to bring anybody back here, but you did it anyway, didn't you?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Yeah, because --"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "You guys weren't supposed to be here. Blah blah blah blah. But you did it. It can't be undone. Now you got to take responsibility for that action. It's as simple as that. You know how we do that?"

• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Dad, what is --"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "We made the first page, that's what's going on. We figured they'd have my face on there sooner or later. Now they got Sadie's to boot. Can you believe it, Paige? Mari?"

Monica Potter as Emma Collingwood

• (Monica Potter) "John."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "What?"
• (Monica Potter) "This was in the kitchen."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "Okay. What?"
• (Monica Potter) "The kid -- the kid put it there. John, Mari was wearing this when she left. She was wearing this when she left today."

• (Monica Potter) "Justin, sweetie, would you like some hot chocolate?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Well if he doesn't, it'd be a first. What do you say, Justin?"
• (Monica Potter) "Yeah?"
• (Spencer Treat Clark) "Yes, please."

Martha MacIsaac as Paige

• (Martha MacIsaac) "You're pathetic."
• (Garret Dillahunt) "What'd you say Paige? Where did that come from all of a sudden?"

• (Martha MacIsaac) "You know what Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole like creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?"

• (Martha MacIsaac) "Okay, so can we please just go now?"
• (Aaron Paul) "Aw, Paige."
• (Martha MacIsaac) "Please."
• (Riki Lindhome) "Do you not like us, Paige?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "I'm sorry ladies. We just can't risk it."

Sara Paxton as Mari Collingwood

• (Sara Paxton) "What the hell you guys?"
• (Martha MacIsaac) "Mari, Justin was not kidding. This is really good shit."
• (Sara Paxton) "Clearly. So, how long were you going to let me sit out there?"

Michael Bowen as Morton

• (Michael Bowen) "So the next week, he's even hornier. And this time, he's got twenty bucks instead of ten. He goes back to the whorehouse, he slaps down the twenty, and tells the madam he needs to get off, but he ain't going to screw no goddamn chicken this time. She says it still ain't much, but she can help. She tells him to go to the room at the top of the stairs. This time there's just a bunch of guys jerking off, but one of the jerk off guys assures him "oh hey, it's cool, it's cool" and he waves him over to this whole toilet they're all looking through --"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Oh, can we stop please? I really gotta take a piss."
• (Michael Bowen) "Fuck you."

• (Michael Bowen) "Praying now?"
• (Garret Dillahunt) "Oh Lord. Won't you grant me an empty mayonnaise jar to piss in."
• (Michael Bowen) "You know Krug, considering the rather notorious nature of the prison you're headed to, I think I'd pray for something a little more substantial."

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