The Goat (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

The Goat (How I Met Your Mother) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Goat ended its run in 1970.

The Goat (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Okay, here is the deal, Barney: the second my feet touch the ground, this never happened."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "Wait."
• (Unnamed) "Right click, Save As, into the.bpeg folder, and OK."

• (Unnamed) "So, I've been looking over these contracts, and I gotta say, I think this might be a little out of my league. For one thing, it seems like if these contracts are not executed precisely, we will be at war with Portugal."
• (Unnamed) "Please, that's a Tuesday for me."

• (Unnamed) "So, you're not mad?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm not mad. Well, Robin and I broke up a year ago, we both dated lots of people since then, I'm with Stella now. Seriously, I'm fine with this."
• (Unnamed) "I'm so relieved to hear you say that."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah. Oh, I just remembered, my mom is coming into town next month. Maybe you'd like to nail her too."

• (Unnamed) "We can't keep a goat."
• (Unnamed) "But she's so cute and fuzzy and soft."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and it also sheds, eats garbage and can't control it's bowel movements. Why don't we just call Duluth Mental Hospital and say my Uncle Linus can live with us?"

• (Unnamed) "I can't believe you slept with Barney, that's so gross. Was it amazing?"

• (Unnamed) "Marshall, I need a lawyer."
• (Unnamed) "How much will you pay me?"
• (Unnamed) "A little."
• (Unnamed) "All right, I'll take it."

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