The Fighting Irish Quotes

The Fighting Irish is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Fighting Irish stopped airing in 1970.

(Liz Lemon) "Well, well, other Liz, played saxophone in the marching band at Rutgers?"
(Liz Lemon) "Kept that a secret from your employer, didn't you?"

(Pete Hornberger) "Remember that little secret I told you about Hornberger family planning?"
(Liz Lemon) "You mean that you flat-out lied about getting a vasectomy? Don't tell me that backfired."

(Tracy Jordan) "Hey, Jack's brother: What religion are you? This one sounds really expensive and gay."
(Eddie Donaghy) "Oh, well, uh, I'm Irish Catholic. Now, I know there's been a lot of controversy around the church lately, ya know, because of The Da Vinci Code, but what's great is you can do anything; anything; and as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven."
(Tracy Jordan) "I'm Irish Catholic."

(Tracy Jordan) "Hey, did you hear the good news, J.D.? I'm Irish Catholic now, like you, Regis, and the Pope."
(Jack Donaghy) "Oh, ho ho, no you're not. The church already has enough lawsuits."
(Tracy Jordan) "See, I can screw up now, and then just go to confession. No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters."
(Jack Donaghy) "That's not how it works, Tracy. Even though there is the whole confession thing, that's no free pass, because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply -- eating tacos in the park, there is always the crushing guilt."
(Tracy Jordan) "I don't think I want that. I'm out."
(Jack Donaghy) "Somehow, I feel oddly guilty about that."

(Tracy Jordan) "Hey, Liz Lemon: Do you know where I could find a good church?"
(Liz Lemon) "How good? Like, Judaism-good, or just, like, Unitarian?"

(Liz Lemon) "Can I help you?"
(Eddie Donaghy) "Yeah, sweetheart: I'm looking for Jack Donaghy."
(Liz Lemon) "And you are?"
(Eddie Donaghy) "Eddie Donaghy; Jack's brother."
(Liz Lemon) "Really? 'Cause Jack never mentioned a brother, and his name is "Donagee," not "Donahee.""
(Eddie Donaghy) "You know, you could be pretty if you didn't scowl so much."
(Liz Lemon) "Tracy, this is Jack's brother, Eddie."

(Pete Hornberger) "Hey, Liz. Hey. You can't fire the other Liz unless she's in the bottom ten percent."
(Liz Lemon) "Uh, you can just tell she is, by her stupid face."
(Pete Hornberger) "You're a better person than this."
(Liz Lemon) "Jack has given me absolute power. I am the decider."
(Pete Hornberger) "Okay, you can't just do this."
(Liz Lemon) "I'm not gonna just do anything. I have a plan. Step one: befriend the enemy and gather information. Then, use the information to drive her into the bottom ten percent."
(Pete Hornberger) "Good lord. Your eyes; you look like that lady astronaut who tried to kidnap that other woman."
(Liz Lemon) "Hey, that was a lady with a plan. Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours; blam-o."

(Jack Donaghy) "Lemon, come here; you've got to see this. It's a video of a baby panda sneezing. Sit here."
(Jack Donaghy) "Don't watch the mother; just watch the baby."
(Liz Lemon) "Oh, that is the cutest thing I've ever seen."
(Jack Donaghy) "Isn't that adorable? You have to fire ten percent of your staff."

(Tracy Jordan) "My attorney told me I should join a church preemptively, 'cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble."

(Eddie Donaghy) "Wow. I bet Pop's lookin' down right now and saying, "If I could come back and do any broad, it'd be that one right there.""
(Liz Lemon) "Ew."

(Liz Lemon) "Ten percent? I can't fire any of these people."
(Pete Hornberger) "Who cares? Getting fired is better than getting killed by my wife, with those big farm-people hands crushing my windpipe."
(Liz Lemon) "Everything okay at home, buddy?"

(Eddie Donaghy) "Hey, Jack, you mind if I take a few grapes for dinner later?"
(Jack Donaghy) "Why don't you just take the money?"
(Eddie Donaghy) "No. If you wanna give money to someone, you give it to those nurses who took care of Dad at Chicago All-Saints Hospital. They never once said anything about the racist stuff, towards the end."

(Eddie Donaghy) "I got a real job now: I talk homeless people into joining the army."
(Jack Donaghy) "Isn't there anything that you want?"
(Eddie Donaghy) "One thing: I'd like my brother back. Look, I know I've been nothing but trouble to you your entire life. Juvie, Jonestown, that time I punched Goofy -- Hell, I even blinded you with a bottle rocket."
(Jack Donaghy) "Ah, that was for a couple of lousy months; big deal. I had sex with your prom date."
(Eddie Donaghy) "I stole your identity."
(Jack Donaghy) "I threw you out of a window."
(Eddie Donaghy) "I convinced you you had lupus."
(Jack Donaghy) "I microwaved your parakeet."
(Eddie Donaghy) "I hated that bird."
(Jack Donaghy) "We had some great times, didn't we?"

(Jenna Maroney) "What class do you wanna take?"
(Liz Lemon) "Uh, anything that doesn't have the word "strip," "salsa," or "beats" with a "z" in the name of it."
(Jenna Maroney) "Cardio Hip-Hop Groove it is, then."

(Jack Donaghy) "Oh, I had to re-hire that Liz Lemler that you fired."
(Liz Lemon) "Okay."
(Jack Donaghy) "And I didn't want any more trouble with her, so I had to give her a promotion, too."
(Liz Lemon) "Fantastic."
(Jack Donaghy) "It's an amazing opportunity for her, out at -- corporate headquarters."
(Liz Lemon) "In Connecticut? She's transferred to Connecticut?"
(Jack Donaghy) "Yes. That's right. It seems that things are lining up once again for old Liz Lemon."
(Jack Donaghy) "And you say --"
(Liz Lemon) "Thank you, Jack."
(Jack Donaghy) "You're welcome."

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