The Catherine Tate Show (series 3) Quotes

The Catherine Tate Show is a TV show that appeared on TV in 2006 on BBC Two. The Catherine Tate Show stopped airing in 2006.

The Catherine Tate Show lasted 6 episodes.

The Catherine Tate Show Quotes

• (Various Characters) "How dare you -- how very dare you."

• (Various Characters) "You ever see those women who leave their money to the cats. Oh, that DO make me laugh. What do the cats want with it? What are they gonna do? Go on a cruise? THEY'RE f***ING CATS."

• (Unnamed) "I never met anyone with an obsessive-compulsive disorder."
• (Various Characters) "That's because they're locked in a bathroom 14 hours a day, washing the s***e off their hands."

• (Various Characters) "Right, Lauren, that's it. You are not going on this trip you will sit there all afternoon."
• (Various Characters) "Am I bovvaad?"

• ("Nan" Taylor) "What a f***ing liberty."

• (Various Characters) "I'm sorry, where's my manners? Would you like a Rhubarb and Custard?"
• (Neville) "Um -- no, thank you."
• (Various Characters) "No, I'm not a great fan of boiled sweets myself. It's just good to have something to suck on between blanket checks. Know what I mean?"

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.