The Blair Witch Project Quotes

The Blair Witch Project is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Blair Witch Project ended in 1970.

It features Antonio Cora in charge of musical score, and Neal Fredericks as head of cinematography.

The Blair Witch Project is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Blair Witch Project is 81 minutes long. The Blair Witch Project is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The Blair Witch Project Quotes

• (Michael Williams) "Let's not call him "the Captain," you illiterate TV people. It's "the Skipper.""

• (Josh Leonard) "What the hell is this blue jelly s*** all over my s***?"

• (Joshua Leonard) "What's that? Is that the Blair Witch? No, it's Heather, taking a piss."

• (Heather Donahue) "I want to avoid being cheesy, here. I want to avoid any cheese."

• (Joshua Leonard) "I gave you BACK the map, Heather."
• (Heather Donahue) "I gave you the map."
• (Joshua Leonard) "I gave you BACK -- THE MAP."

• (Heather Donahue) "Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage."

• (Michael Williams) "What's with that slime on your backpack?"
• (Joshua Leonard) "That's not slime, it's just water. No wait, it is slime, what the f***?"

• (Joshua Leonard) "Ok let's go I got everything on video -- Oh, Jesus Chris I didn't even f***ing see these."

• (Joshua Leonard) "It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side."

• (Michael Williams) "-- but I'm not gonna see it 'cause I'm in the woods."

• (Heather Donahue) "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH."

• (Heather Donahue) "Mike, go outside and check it out. Why won't you?"
• (Michael Williams) "I don't hear anything"
• (Heather Donahue) "Because you're f***ing scared. Because you're f***ing scared."
• (Michael Williams) "There's nothing out there."

• (Heather Donahue) "How would we have, like, just -- made a campsite in the middle of three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?"

• (Interviewee) "There was this old Mary Brown --"
• (Heather Donahue) "Mary Brown? Hmm."
• (Interviewee) "Yeah, and she was kind of a crazy; - crazy lady."
• (Heather Donahue) "How was she seen by the community?"
• (Interviewee) "Crazy."

• (Heather Donahue) "Mike, relax."
• (Michael Williams) "Don't f***in' tell me to relax."

• (Josh Leonard) "OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a f***ing witch and she keeps leaving s*** outside your door. There's no one here to help you. She left little trinkets, you f***ing took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you. We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place. There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation. THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION."

• (Heather Donahue) "Do you just expect me to do something or say something? What do you want me to do, Josh? Josh?"
• (Joshua Leonard) "I wanna make movies, Heather. Isn't that what we're here to do? Just to make some movies."
• (Heather Donahue) "f*** you. f*** you. Really. f*** you."

• (Heather Donahue) "Flames are licking you like the devil there, Josh."

• (Michael Williams) "No redneck is this creative."

• (Josh Leonard) "You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?"

• (Joshua Leonard) "Are you happy?"
• (Heather Donahue) "I'm not happy, no. But the car's not far; we're just not going to be able to find it in the dark."

• (Joshua Leonard) "There was no beer on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had, like, big-ass orgies."

• (Heather Donahue) "Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way f***ing beyond."
• (Michael Williams) "Bulls***. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night."
• (Heather Donahue) "Yeah, thanks."

• (Interviewee) "I don't believe in Witches and airy-fairy stuff like that."
• (Heather Donahue) "Are you a Religious Man, Sir?"
• (Interviewee) "Yes."
• (Heather Donahue) "Alrighty --"

• (Michael Williams) "I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking."

• (Heather Donahue) "Ok I'm not allowed to smoke, but Mike's allowed to fart as much as he wants?"
• (Josh Leonard) "I didn't give Mike any fart allowance."

• (Joshua Leonard) "I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling."
• (Heather Donahue) "No way."
• (Joshua Leonard) "Yeah, it was like a serious cackling."
• (Heather Donahue) "See, my problem is that I sleep like a f***ing rock."
• (Michael Williams) "If I heard a cackling, I would have s*** in my pants."

• (Heather Donahue) "It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank -- hairy -- blank -- hairy."
• (Michael Williams) "You should see my ass."

• (Michael Williams) "There's people out here messing with us, and I'm not going to play with that."
• (Heather Donahue) "How do you know it was people?"
• (Michael Williams) "Well, even if it isn't, I'm not going to play with that, either."

• (Heather Donahue) "Hey there. It's Mr. Punctuality. How the hell are ya this morning?"
• (Josh Leonard) "Tired."

• (Michael Williams) "I kicked the map into the creek."
• (Heather Donahue) "YOU DID WHAT?"
• (Michael Williams) "I kicked it into the --"
• (Heather Donahue) "You are a f***ing asshole. What the f*** were you thinking? What the f*** were you THINKING?"

• (Heather Donahue) "Because this is America. We've exhausted all of our natural resources."

• (Heather Donahue) "I just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and my mom. And I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren't lost. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we've ended up and it's all because of me that we're here now; hungry, cold, and hunted. I love you mom, dad. I am so sorry. What is that? I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them. We're gonna die out here."

• (Michael Williams) "I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record."

• (Heather Donahue) "What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?"
• (Michael Williams) "How about God?"

• (Joshua Leonard) "I see a dirty behind."

• (Josh Leonard) "I see why you like this video camera so much."
• (Heather Donahue) "You do?"
• (Josh Leonard) "It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is."

• (Heather Donahue) "How's east?"
• (Michael Williams) "East?"
• (Heather Donahue) "Yeah, we've been going south all this time. How's east?"
• (Michael Williams) "Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?"
• (Heather Donahue) "Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one."
• (Michael Williams) "Then we should go east."

• (Heather Donahue) "I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them."

• (Heather Donahue) "Tell me you're not eating a dead leaf --"
• (Michael Williams) "Yes."

• (Michael Williams) "I agreed to a scouted-out project."

• (Heather Donahue) "Mmmm. Marshmallows. Soft."

• (Heather Donahue) "I tell you guys, two more hours max."

• (Michael Williams) "You know what? I kicked the fu -- I'm sorry it's f***ed up. It's f***ed up but I kicked that f***ing map into the creek yesterday. It was useless. I kicked that f***er into the creek."
• (Heather Donahue) "I f***ing hope he's kidding."
• (Michael Williams) "WAHOO. WOW."
• (Joshua Leonard) "Mike --"
• (Michael Williams) "Holy s***."
• (Heather Donahue) "I really f***ing hope he's kidding."
• (Joshua Leonard) "Mike are you kidding?"
• (Heather Donahue) "I really f***ing hope he's kidding."
• (Joshua Leonard) "Mike, are you f***ing kidding?"
• (Michael Williams) "I'm sorry, man."
• (Heather Donahue) "You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta f***ing be kidding me."
• (Joshua Leonard) "Is this some f***ing game?"
• (Michael Williams) "Get the f*** off me man."
• (Heather Donahue) "WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR f***ING MIND?"
• (Michael Williams) "No I'm not outta my mind. The map wasn't doing s*** all day."
• (Heather Donahue) "DO YOU REALIZE; NOT TO YOU; BUT I KNEW WHAT THE f*** THAT MAP SAID."
• (Michael Williams) "I'm sorry."
• (Heather Donahue) "YOU ARE A f***ING ASSHOLE."
• (Michael Williams) "I'm sorry."
• (Heather Donahue) "You are a f***ing asshole. And if we --"
• (Michael Williams) "The map wasn't doing s*** all day."
• (Heather Donahue) "If we get hurt or if we die up here it is your f***ing fault. It is YOUR -- f***ING -- FAULT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I can't believe you could be such an ASSHOLE. WHAT THE f*** WERE YOU THINKING?"

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