The Avengers (2012 film) Quotes

The Avengers (2012 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Avengers ended in 1970.

It features Kevin Feige as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Seamus McGarvey as head of cinematography.

The Avengers (2012 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Avengers (2012 film) is 143 minutes long. The Avengers (2012 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Picturesrefn name=Paramount group=N and As part of the deal transferring the distribution rights of The Avengers and Iron Man 3 from Paramount Pictures to the The Walt Disney Studios (division),.

The cast includes: Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, Chris Evans as Steve Rogers, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner, Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff, Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, and Stellan Skarsgård as Selvig.

The Avengers (2012 film) Quotes

Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff

• (Scarlett Johansson) "I'd sit this one out, Cap."
• (Chris Evans) "I don't see how I can."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "These guys come from legend. They're basically gods."
• (Chris Evans) "There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down."
• (Captain America) "Do it."
• (Iron Man) "No wait."
• (Captain America) "Stark, these things are still coming."
• (Iron Man) "I got a nuke coming in. It's going to blow in less than a minute, and I know just where to put it."
• (Captain America) "Stark, you know that's a one way trip?"
• (Iron Man) "Save the rest for the turn, J."
• (Jarvis) "Sir, shall I try Ms. Potts?"
• (Iron Man) "Might as well."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Are you really that dense? S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Captain America is on threat watch?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "We ALL are."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?"
• (Chris Evans) "I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of you --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Verbal threat. Threatening. I'm being threatened."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Captain, none of this is going to mean a damn thing if we don't close that portal."
• (Captain America) "Our biggest guns couldn't touch it."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Well, maybe it's not about guns."
• (Captain America) "If you want to get up there, you're gonna need a ride."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I got a ride. I could use a boost, though."
• (Captain America) "Are you sure about this?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Yeah. It's gonna be fun."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Come on, Stark --"

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Doctor Banner -- Bruce, you gotta fight it. This is just what Loki wants. We're gonna be okay. Listen to me. We're gonna be okay, right? I swear on my life I will get you out of this. You will walk away, and never --"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "YOUR LIFE?"

• (Scarlett Johansson) "I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I would say I've expanded his mind."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Oh. Is this love, Agent Romanoff?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Love is for children. I owe him a debt."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Tell me."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Before I worked for SHIELD, I, uh -- Well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skill set. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "And what will you do if I vow to spare him?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Not let you out."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "No, but I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian -- or was."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "And what are you now?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Dreykov's daughter, Sao Paulo, the hospital fire?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer -- PATHETIC. You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code. Something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away --. I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull. This is MY bargain, you mewling quim."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You're a monster."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Oh no, you brought the monster."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "So, Banner -- that's your play."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "-- What?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Send Thor as well."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Thank you -- for your cooperation."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Clint, you're gonna be alright."
• (Clint Barton) "You know that? Is that what you know? I got -- I gotta go in though. I gotta flush him out."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You gotta level out, that's gonna take time."
• (Clint Barton) "You don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Take you out and stuff something else in? You know what it's like to be unmade?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You know that I do."
• (Clint Barton) "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Cognitive re-calibration. I hit you really hard in the head."
• (Clint Barton) "Thanks."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Where is Barton now?"
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "We don't know."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "But he's alive?"
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "We think so. I'll brief you on everything when you get back. But first, we need you to talk to the big guy."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "Oh, I've got Stark. You get the big guy."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Bozhe moi."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "You want to think about removing yourself from this environment, Doctor?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "I was in Calcutta, I was pretty well removed."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Loki is manipulating you."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "And you been doing what, exactly?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Yes, and I'm not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "This is just like Budapest all over again."
• (Clint Barton) "You and I remember Budapest very differently."

• (Clint Barton) "Tasha, how many agents did I-?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Don't. Don't do that to yourself, Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for."
• (Clint Barton) "Loki, he got away?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Yeah. Don't suppose you know where?"
• (Clint Barton) "Didn't need to know. Didn't ask. He's gonna make his play soon though. Today."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "We gotta stop him."
• (Clint Barton) "Yeah, who's "we"?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I don't know. Whoever's left."
• (Clint Barton) "Well, I -- if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket, I'd sleep better, I s'pose."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Now you sound like you."
• (Clint Barton) "But you don't. You're a spy, not a soldier. Now you want to wade into a war. Why? What did Loki do to you?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "He didn't, I just --"
• (Clint Barton) "Natasha."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I've been compromised. I got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out."

• (Agent Phil Coulson) "You're at 114 Solenski Plaza, 3rd floor. We have an F-22 exactly eight miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow up the block before you can make the lobby."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "We need you to come in."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Are you kidding? I'm working."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "This takes precedence."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I'm in the middle of an interrogation. This moron is giving me everything."
• (Georgi Luchkov) "I don't -- give everything."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Look, you can't pull me out of this right now"
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "Natasha, Barton's been compromised."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Let me put you on hold."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Well, THOSE I actively try to avoid."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "This is the Tesseract."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Well, he wants you to find it. It's been taken. It omits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do. If there was, that's where I'd be."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "So Fury isn't after the monster?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Not that he's told me."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "And he tells you everything?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Talk to Fury, he needs you on this."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "He needs me in a cage?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "No one's gonna put you in a --"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "STOP LYING TO ME."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "I'm sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do. Why don't we do this the easy way, where you don't use that, and the other guy doesn't make a mess? Okay?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Natasha?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Stand down. We're good here."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Just you and me?"

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers

• (Chris Evans) "You think you can hold them off?"
• (Clint Barton) "Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure."

• (Chris Evans) "Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
• (Chris Evans) "I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I think I would just cut the wire."
• (Chris Evans) "Always a way out -- You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "A hero? Like you? You're a lab rat, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle."
• (Chris Evans) "Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds."

• (Chris Evans) "I don't like it."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?"
• (Chris Evans) "I don't remember it being ever that easy. This guy packs a wallop."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
• (Chris Evans) "What?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."
• (Chris Evans) "Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you."

• (Chris Evans) "Was he married?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "No. There was a, uh -- cellist. I think."
• (Chris Evans) "I'm sorry. He seemed like a good man."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "He was an idiot."
• (Chris Evans) "Why? For believing?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "For taking on Loki alone."
• (Chris Evans) "He was doing his job."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "He was out of his league. He should have waited. He should have --"
• (Chris Evans) "Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Right, I've heard that before."
• (Chris Evans) "Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS. I am not marching to Fury's fife."
• (Chris Evans) "Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now we've got to put that behind us and get this done."

• (Chris Evans) "Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry."

• (Chris Evans) "Stark? We got him."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Banner?"
• (Chris Evans) "Just like you said."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Then tell him to suit up -- I'm bringing the party to you."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I; I don't see how that's a party."

• (Chris Evans) "Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunnelling effect."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Finally, someone who speaks English."
• (Chris Evans) "Is that what just happened?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Thanks."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube. I was hoping you might join him."
• (Chris Evans) "Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Monkeys? I do not understand."
• (Chris Evans) "I do."
• (Chris Evans) "I understood that reference."

• (Chris Evans) "Hey. That's enough."
• (Chris Evans) "Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes."
• (Chris Evans) "Then prove it. Put the hammer down."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Um, yeah, no. Bad call. He loves his hammer."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "You want me to put the hammer down?"
• (Chris Evans) "Are we done here?"

• (Chris Evans) "When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "We've made some mistakes along the way. Some, very recently."
• (Chris Evans) "Are you here with a mission, sir?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I am."
• (Chris Evans) "Trying to get me back in the world?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Trying to save it."
• (Chris Evans) "HYDRA's secret weapon."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean when he was looking for you. He thought what we think: the Tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy. That's something the world sorely needs."
• (Chris Evans) "Who took it from you?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "He's called Loki. He's not from around here. There's a lot we'll have to bring you up to speed on if you're in. The world has gotten even stranger than you already know."
• (Chris Evans) "At this point, I doubt anything would surprise me."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Ten bucks says you're wrong. There's a debriefing packet waiting for you at your apartment. Is there anything you can tell us about the Tesseract that we ought to know now?"
• (Chris Evans) "You should have left it in the ocean."

• (Chris Evans) "Have you got a suit?"
• (Clint Barton) "Yeah."
• (Chris Evans) "Then suit up."

• (Waitress) "Waiting on the big guy?"
• (Chris Evans) "Ma'am?"
• (Waitress) "Iron Man. A lot of people eat here just to see him fly by."
• (Chris Evans) "Right. Maybe another time."
• (Waitress) "The table's yours as long as you like. Nobody's waiting on it. Plus we've got free wireless."
• (Chris Evans) "Radio?"
• (Stan Lee) "Ask for her number, you moron."

• (Chris Evans) "Stark, we need a plan of attack."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I have a plan: attack."

• (Chris Evans) "Are you nuts?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Jury's out."

• (Chris Evans) "Thor, what's his play?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract."
• (Chris Evans) "An army. From outer space."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Selvig?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "He's an astrophysicist."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "He's a friend."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours."
• (Chris Evans) "I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "He killed eighty people in two days."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "He's adopted."

• (Chris Evans) "Stark, are you seeing any of this?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Seeing, still working on believing."

• (Chris Evans) "Is everything a joke to you?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Funny things are."

• (Chris Evans) "Word is you can find the cube."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Is that the only word on me?"
• (Chris Evans) "Only word I care about."

• (Maintenance Guy) "Uh -- You are not authorized to be here."
• (Chris Evans) "Son -- just don't."

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "He made it personal."
• (Chris Evans) "That's not the point."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "That IS the point. That's Loki's point. He hit us all right where we live. Why?"
• (Chris Evans) "To tear us apart."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah, divide and conquer is great, but he knows he has to take us out to win, right? THAT'S what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience."
• (Chris Evans) "Right. I caught his act at Stuttgart."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah, that was just previews. This is; this is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Sonofabitch."

• (Pepper Potts) "Come on in. We're celebrating."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Which is why he can't stay."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "We need you to look this over as soon as possible."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I don't like being handed things --"
• (Pepper Potts) "That's fine, because I love to be handed things."
• (Pepper Potts) "So, let's trade."
• (Pepper Potts) "Thank you."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?"

• (Pepper Potts) "Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify."
• (Pepper Potts) "I didn't know that either."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others."
• (Pepper Potts) "That I did know."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails."

• (Agent Phil Coulson) "Mr Stark, we need to talk."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "This is urgent."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Then leave it urgently."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Security breach."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "That's on you."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "Mr Stark."
• (Pepper Potts) "Phil. Come in."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) ""Phil?" Uh, his first name is "Agent.""

• (Pepper Potts) "What is all of this?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "This is, uh --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "This."
• (Pepper Potts) "I'm going to take the jet to D.C. tonight."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Tomorrow."
• (Pepper Potts) "You've got homework. You've got a lot of homework."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What else you got?"
• (Clint Barton) "Well, Thor's taking on a squadron down on Sixth."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "And he didn't invite me --"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence? Historically, not awesome."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me."
• (Chris Evans) "We won."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "That man is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Cap, pull the lever."
• (Chris Evans) "I need a minute here."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Lever. Now."

• (Pepper Potts) "Levels are holding steady -- I think."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Of course they are, I was directly involved. Which brings me to my next question: how does it feel to be a genius?"
• (Pepper Potts) "Well, ha, I really wouldn't know now, would I?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What do you mean? All this came from you."
• (Pepper Potts) "No. All this came from that."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself -- 12% of the credit."
• (Pepper Potts) "Twelve percent?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "An argument can be made for fifteen."
• (Pepper Potts) "Twelve percent for my baby?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things. And sorry, but the security snafu? That was on you."
• (Pepper Potts) "Oooooh."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "My private elevator --"
• (Pepper Potts) "You mean OUR elevator?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "-- was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later, aren't I?"
• (Pepper Potts) "Not gonna be that subtle."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'll tell you what. Next building's gonna say 'Potts' on the tower."
• (Pepper Potts) "On the lease."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "-- Call your mom, can you bunk over?"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "How does Fury even see these?"
• (Cobie Smulders) "He turns."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Sounds exhausting."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top 10 floors all R&D;, you'd love it -- it's candyland."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke -- Harlem."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I thought we were having a moment."
• (Pepper Potts) "I was having 12% of a moment."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "JARVIS, have you heard the tale of Jonah?"
• (Jarvis) "I wouldn't consider him a role model."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What's the stat, Rogers?"
• (Chris Evans) "It seems to be powered by some sort of electricity."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "-- well, you're not wrong."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables."
• (Chris Evans) "You think Fury's hiding something?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Make a move, Reindeer Games --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Good move."
• (Chris Evans) "Mr. Stark."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Captain."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "This stops it. This little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a -- terrible privilege."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "But you can control it."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Because I learned how."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "It's different."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "So you're saying that the Hulk -- the other guy -- saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Save it for what?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I guess we'll find out."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "You might not like that."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You just might."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'm not afraid to hit an old man."

• (Jarvis) "Power to four-hundred percent capacity."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "How about that?"

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Having trouble sleeping?"
• (Chris Evans) "I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've had enough rest."

• (World Security Council) "Director Fury, the council has made a decision."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
• (World Security Council) "It's a nuclear missile to take out the portal."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Situated at the island of MANHATTAN."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Doctor, thank you for coming."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Thanks for asking nicely. So, uh -- how long am I staying?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, you're in the clear."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Where are you with that?"
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible camera on the planet. Cell phones, laptops. If it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "That's still not gonna find them in time."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "You have to narrow the field. How many spectrometers do you have access to?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "How many are there?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Call every lab you know, tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof and calibrate them for gamma rays. I'll rough out a tracking algorithm based on cluster recognition. At least we could rule out a few places. Do you have somewhere for me to work?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Agent Romanoff, would you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "In case it's unclear, if you try to escape, you so much as scratch that glass --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "-- it's 30,000 feet straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works? Ant -- boot."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Built for something a lot stronger than you."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Oh, I've heard. The mindless beast, makes play he's still a man. How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can't hope to control. You talk about peace and you kill 'cause it's fun. You have made me VERY desperate. You might not be glad that you did."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Ooh. It burns you to have come so close. To have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all mankind to share. And then to be reminded what real power is."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, let me know if "real power" wants a magazine or something."

• (Agent Phil Coulson) "I'm sorry, boss. The god rabbited."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Just stay awake. Eyes on me."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "No. I'm clocked out here."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Not an option."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "It's okay, boss. This was never going to work -- if they didn't have something -- to --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Agent Coulson is down."
• (Unnamed) "Paramedics are on their way."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "They're already here."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "They called it."

• (World Security Council) "Where are the Avengers?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm not currently tracking their whereabouts. I'd say they've earned a leave of absence."
• (World Security Council) "And the Tesseract?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "The Tesseract is where it belongs: out of our reach."
• (World Security Council) "That's not your call."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I didn't make it. I just didn't argue with the god that did."
• (World Security Council) "So you let him take it and the war criminal, Loki, who should be answering for his crimes?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Oh, I think he will be."
• (World Security Council) "I don't think you understand what you've started. Letting the Avengers loose on this world. They're dangerous."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "They surely are. And the whole world knows it. Every world knows it."
• (World Security Council) "Was that the point of all this? A statement?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "A promise."

• (World Security Council) "This is out of line, Director. You're dealing with forces you can't control."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You ever been in a war, Councilman? In a firefight? Did you feel an over-abundance of control?"
• (World Security Council) "You're saying that this Asgard has declared war on our planet?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Not Asgard, Loki."
• (World Security Council) "He can't be working alone. What about the other one, his brother?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Our intelligence says, Thor is not a hostile. But he's worlds away, we can't depend on him to help either. It's up to us."
• (World Security Council) "Which is why you should be focusing on Phase 2, it was designed for exactly --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Phase 2 isn't ready, our enemy is. We need a response team."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "What are you doing, Mr Stark?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Uh, kind of been wondering the same thing about you."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You're supposed to be locating the Tesseract."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "We are. The model's locked and we're sweeping for the signature now. When we get the hit, we'll have a signature within half a mile."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah, you'll get your cube back, no mas, no fuss."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What is Phase 2?"
• (Chris Evans) "Phase 2 is SHIELD uses the Cube to make weapons. Sorry, the computer was moving a little slow for me."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Rogers, we gathered everything related to the Tesseract, this does not mean that we --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'm sorry Nick, what were you lying?"
• (Chris Evans) "I was wrong, Director. The world hasn't changed a bit."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Where's Barton?"
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I still believe in heroes."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "These were in Phil Coulson's jacket. I guess he never did get you to sign them."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "We're dead in the air up here. Our communications, the location of the Cube, Banner, Thor -- I got nothing for you. I lost my one good eye. Maybe I had that coming."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yes. We were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number, though, because I was playing something even riskier."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Phil Coulson died, still believing in that idea. In heroes."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, it's a good old-fashioned notion."

• (Agent Phil Coulson) "What do we do?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "We get ready."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Gentlemen, you're up."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I gave you this detail so you could keep a close eye on things."
• (Clint Barton) "Well I see better from a distance."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Are you seeing anything that might set this thing off?"
• (Clint Barton) "No one's come or gone. And Selvig's clean. No contacts, IMs. If there was any tampering, sir, it wasn't at this end."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "At this end?"
• (Clint Barton) "Yeah. The Cube is a doorway to the other end of space, right? Doors open up both sides."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Sir, please put down the spear."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You think you could make Loki tell us where the Tesseract is?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "I do not know. Loki's mind is far afield. It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me. There's no pain would prise his need from him."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "A lot of guys think that. Until the pain starts."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "What are you asking me to do?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Loki is a prisoner."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat that wants to be here?"

Chris Hemsworth as Thor

• (Chris Hemsworth) "You people are so petty -- and tiny."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Ah -- Shakespeare in the park?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

• (Chris Hemsworth) "Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it -- and his allies. It is a signal to the Realm that Earth is ready for a higher form of war."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Higher form? You forced our hand. We had to come up with some way that we could --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "A nuclear deterrent? Cause that always works well --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Remind me how you made your fortune, Mr Stark."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "We are not your enemies, Banner. Try to think."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "Loki, turn off the Tesseract or I will destroy it."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "You can't. There's no stopping it. There is only the war."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "So be it."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "I have unfinished business with Loki."
• (Clint Barton) "Yeah? Get in line."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "Where is the Tesseract?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I missed you too."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Do I look to be in a gaming mood?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here, your precious Earth?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "I thought you dead."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Did you mourn?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "We all did. Our father --"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "YOUR father. He DID tell you my true parentage, did he not?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under MY protection, Loki."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "And you're doing a marvelous job with that. The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "You think yourself above them?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Well, yes."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I've seen worlds you've never known about. I have grown, Odin's Son, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it --"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I AM a king."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Not here. You give up the Tesseract. You give up this pointless dream --. You come home."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "-- I don't have it."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off, I know not where."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "You listen well, brother. I --"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I'm listening."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "You speak of control, yet you court chaos."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "It's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're -- we're a time-bomb."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You need to step away."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?"
• (Chris Evans) "You know damn well why. Back off."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Oh, I'm starting to want you to make me."

• (Chris Hemsworth) "I thought humans were more evolved than this."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?"

• (Chris Hemsworth) "We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe."
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "Like what?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?"
• (Agent Phil Coulson) "Don't think so."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path."

Tom Hiddleston as Loki

• (Tom Hiddleston) "The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "The Avengers. That's what we call ourselves; we're sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Yes, I've met them."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "That was the plan."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I have an army."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "We have a Hulk."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I thought the beast had wandered off --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "You're missing the point. There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it."

• (Tom Hiddleston) "Are you ever NOT going to fall for that?"

• (Tom Hiddleston) "Enough. You are, all of you are beneath me. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by --"
• (The Hulk) "Puny god."

• (Tom Hiddleston) "Kneel."
• (Chris Evans) "Not today."

• (Tom Hiddleston) "Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel."
• (German Old Man) "Not to men like you."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "There are no men like me."
• (German Old Man) "There are always men like you."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Look to your elder, people. Let him be an example."
• (Chris Evans) "You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "The soldier. A man out of time."
• (Chris Evans) "I'm not the one who's out of time."

• (Tom Hiddleston) "Please don't. I still need that."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "This doesn't have to get any messier."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Of course it does. I've come too far anything else. I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose."
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "Loki, brother of Thor."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "We have no quarrel with your people."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Are you planning to step on us?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I come with glad tidings of a world made free."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Free from what?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart --"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "-- you will know peace."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah, you say "peace," I kind of think you mean the other thing."
• (Clint Barton) "Sir, Director Fury is stalling. This place is about to blow and drop a hundred feet of rock on us. He means to bury us."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Like the pharaohs of old."
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself. We've got maybe two minutes before this goes critical."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Well, then --"

• (Tom Hiddleston) "How will your friends have time for me, when they're so busy fighting you?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "This usually works --"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five --"

• (The Other) "The Chitauri grow restless."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Let them gird themselves. I will lead them into glorious battle."
• (The Other) "Battle? Against the meager might of Earth?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Glorious, not lengthy. If your force is as formidable as you claim."
• (The Other) "You question us? You question HIM? He, who put the scepter in your hand, who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose when you were cast out, defeated?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I was a king, the rightful king of Asgard. Betrayed."
• (The Other) "Your ambition is little, born of childish need. We look beyond the Earth to greater worlds the Tesseract will unveil."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "You don't have the Tesseract yet. I don't threaten, but until I open the doors, until your force is mine to command, you are but words."
• (The Other) "You will have your war, Asgardian. If you fail, if the Tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice where he can not find you. You think you know pain? He will make you long for something as sweet as pain."

• (Tom Hiddleston) "Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "You should have left your armor on for that."
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Yeah. It's seen a bit of "mileage" and you got the "glow-stick of destiny". Would you like a drink?"
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Stalling me won't change anything"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "No, no no, threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one."

Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill

• (Cobie Smulders) "When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Last night. The packet. Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?"

• (Cobie Smulders) "Sir, those cards were in Phil Coulson's locker, not his pocket."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "They needed a push in the right direction."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "They got it."

• (Cobie Smulders) "You put those people together, you can't expect what's going to happen --"

• (Cobie Smulders) "Thor, what's his play?"
• (Chris Hemsworth) "He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract."
• (Cobie Smulders) "An army. From outer space."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Selvig?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "He's an astrophysicist."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "He's a friend."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours."
• (Cobie Smulders) "I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Take care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "He killed eighty people in two days."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "-- He's adopted."

Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner

• (Security Guard) "Are you an alien?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "What?"
• (Security Guard) "From outer space, an alien."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "No."
• (Security Guard) "Well then son, you've got a condition."

• (Mark Ruffalo) "So -- this all seems horrible."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I've seen worse."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Sorry."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "No, we could -- use -- a little worse."

• (Mark Ruffalo) "Should have got paid up front, Banner."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Avoiding stress isn't the secret."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Then, what is it? Yoga?"
• (Mark Ruffalo) "You brought me to the edge of the city, smart. I uh -- assume the whole place is surrounded?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Just you and me."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "And your actress buddy, is she a spy too? Do they start that young?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I did."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Who are you?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Natasha Romanoff."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Are you here to kill me, Miss Romanoff? Because that's not gonna work out for everyone."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "No. No. Of course not. I'm here on behalf of SHIELD."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "SHIELD. How did they find me?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "We never lost you, doctor. We've kept our distance, even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "Why?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Nick Fury seems to trust you. But now I need you to come in."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "What if I said no?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "I'll persuade you."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "And what if the -- other guy says no?"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You've been more than a year without an incident. I don't think you wanna break that streak."
• (Mark Ruffalo) "I don't get always what I want."

• (Mark Ruffalo) "I'd like to know why SHIELD is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Because of him."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "Me?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Last year, Earth had a visit from another planet that had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously outgunned."
• (Chris Hemsworth) "My people want nothing but peace with your planet."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "But you're not the only ones out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world is filling up with people that can't be matched, that can't be controlled."
• (Chris Evans) "Like you control the cube?"

Stellan Skarsgård as Selvig

• (Jarvis) "Sir, I've shut down the Arc Reactor, but the device is already self-sustaining."
• (Iron Man) "Shut it down, Dr. Selvig."
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "It's too late. She can't stop now. She wants to show us something. A new universe."
• (Iron Man) "OK."
• (Jarvis) "The barrier is pure energy. It's unbreachable."
• (Iron Man) "Yeah I got that; Plan B."
• (Jarvis) "Sir, the Mark VII is not ready for deployment."
• (Iron Man) "Then skip the spinning rims. We're on the clock."

• (Stellan Skarsgård) "The Tesseract is showing me so much. It's more than just knowledge, it's -- truth."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "I know. What did it show you, Agent Barton?"
• (Clint Barton) "My next target."
• (Tom Hiddleston) "Tell me what you need."
• (Clint Barton) "I'll need a distraction."
• (Clint Barton) "And an eyeball."

Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye

• (Iron Man) "Call it, Captain."
• (Captain America) "Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal, our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash."
• (Jeremy Renner) "Want to give me a lift?"
• (Iron Man) "Right. Better clench up, Legolas."
• (Captain America) "Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up."
• (Captain America) "You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk?"
• (Captain America) "Smash."

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