That's My Bush! Quotes

That's My Bush! is a Sitcom that appeared on TV in 2019 on Comedy Central. That's My Bush! stopped airing in 2001.

That's My Bush! lasted 1 seasons and 8 episodes. It features Trey Parker as theme composer, and Kim Bullard as composer. That's My Bush! is executive produced by Trey Parker. That's My Bush! is created by Trey Parker.

That's My Bush! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of That's My Bush! is 22 minutes (approx.) long. That's My Bush! is produced by Important Television.

The cast includes: Timothy Bottoms as George W. Bush, John D'Aquino as Larry O'Shea, Marcia Wallace as Maggie Hawley, Carrie Quinn Dolin as Laura Bush, and Kristen Miller as Princess Stevenson.

That's My Bush! Quotes

John D'Aquino as Larry O'Shea

• (John D'Aquino) "Hey, George, it's your favorite neighbor. Say, you got some snoo on your lawn."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "What's snoo, Larry?"
• (John D'Aquino) "Nothing, what snoo with you?"

• (John D'Aquino) "Hey George, there's a Stardu on your fron' porch."
• (Unnamed) "What's a Stardu? It twinkles. Heh, heh, heh, heh."
• (John D'Aquino) "Why you goddam little smart ass."

• (John D'Aquino) "Hey George, come over and see my mattayou."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "What's a mattayou?"
• (John D'Aquino) "Nothing, Pizano, what's a mattayou?"

Timothy Bottoms as George W. Bush

• (Karl Rove) "The head of the Anti-Abortion group is here, and I hear he's sort of a freak."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "What kind of a freak?"
• (Karl Rove) "Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but survived. He is bitter, he is angry, and he hates being cancelled on."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "Karl thinks I should put my cat to sleep and I don't know how to tell Laura about it."
• (John D'Aquino) "Oh, Mr. Republican Conservative Tightass here suddenly believes in assistant death."
• (Karl Rove) "What the hell are you talking about?"
• (John D'Aquino) "You're a hippicrit. It was you Republicans that put Jack Kevorkian in jail."
• (Karl Rove) "Oh please, that is totally different, Jack Kevorkian puts people to sleep."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Who's Jack Kevorkian?"
• (John D'Aquino) "The doctor who helped people with terminal diseases committ suicide. He helped dozens of people who were in horrible pain and what did you do? You conservatives threw his ass in jail."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "We did?"
• (John D'Aquino) "If you think it's humane to put an old and sick cat to sleep, then why is it illegal to do it for humans?"
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Yeah, how come, Karl?"
• (Karl Rove) "Because only human beings have a soul, Mr. President."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Because only human beings have a soul, Larry."
• (John D'Aquino) "Not according to a Hendu."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "What's a Hendu?"
• (John D'Aquino) "Lays eggs. Look, George, you need to take a cold, hard look at your stance on euthenasia."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Huh. I don't care about them. They're conformous and they're communist."
• (Karl Rove) "Who?"
• (Timothy Bottoms) "The youth-in-Asia. Come on, you know, Chinese, Japanese, Dirty-Knees, Look-at-these."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "Crazy like an armored fox."

• (Karl Rove) "What are you doing?"
• (Timothy Bottoms) "What does it look like? We're putting the cat to sleep."
• (Karl Rove) "Why are you doing it with that douche?"
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Larry's the only one who would help me."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "I know lot's about euthanasia. The Chinese, Japanese, dirty-knees, look-at-these."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "What's a Hindu?"
• (John D'Aquino) "It lays eggs."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "Maggie, don't you have laundry to do?"
• (Marcia Wallace) "Oh that's right, I can do what your father did and separate the whites from the coloreds."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "Tonight, a murder will take place. Mine."
• (Kristen Miller) "Did I do it?"

• (Timothy Bottoms) "Guard Bear. Get off the table."

• (Timothy Bottoms) "Plus, all public TV characters have turned gay, Laura."
• (Carrie Quinn Dolin) "That's not true. There, you can watch Lemmywinks."
• (Unnamed) "Boy, I wish I had a big mouth full of nuts."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Oh, not you too, Lemmywinks."

Carrie Quinn Dolin as Laura Bush

• (Carrie Quinn Dolin) "I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole."

• (Carrie Quinn Dolin) "Let's go before you say something stupid."
• (Timothy Bottoms) "Oh Laura, one of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the face."

Marcia Wallace as Maggie Hawley

• (Marcia Wallace) "Mrs. Bush, you look like a hooker."

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