Rixty Minutes Quotes

Rixty Minutes is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Rixty Minutes stopped airing in 1970.

Rixty Minutes Quotes

• (Morty) "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V."

• (Don Pardo) "It's "Saturday Night Live". Starring a piece of toast, two guys with handlebar mustaches, a man painted silver who makes robot noises, Garmanarar, three s- eh- bl- um- uh- uh- uh- I'll get back to that one, a hole in the wall where the men can see it all, and returning for his twenty-fifth consecutive year, Bobby Moynihan."
• (Rick) "Interesting fun fact: uh, Moynihan and Piece of Toast hate each other. Apparently they've got some real creative differences,"

• (Summer) "You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents misery, you're just a symptom of it."

• (Morty Smith) "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die; come watch TV."

• (Jerry) "Give me a break. We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night."

• (Morty) "That, out there, that's my grave."
• (Summer) "Wait, what?"
• (Morty) "On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world, so we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed and in this one, we were dead. So we came here, a- a- and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse."
• (Summer) "So you're not my brother?"
• (Morty) "I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says "Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."

• (Morty Smith) "That, out there, that's my grave."
• (Summer Smith) "Wait, what?"
• (Morty Smith) "On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world, so we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed and in this one, we were dead. So we came here, a- a- and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse."
• (Summer Smith) "So you're not my brother?"
• (Morty Smith) "I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says "Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.