Pilot (Veronica Mars) Quotes

Pilot (Veronica Mars) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Pilot ended in 1970.

(Unnamed) "Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours."

(Unnamed) "You know what, this is important. You remember this: I used to be cool."
(Unnamed) "When?"
(Unnamed) "'77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, a foxy stacked blonde riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Aw, wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything, I was never cool."
(Unnamed) "I don't know which bothers me more, "foxy" or "stacked" --"

(Unnamed) "Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. But even then, it's not so much words; just a bunch of 'oohs' and 'aahs,' you know?"
(Unnamed) "So it's big, huh?"
(Unnamed) "Legendary."
(Unnamed) "Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend."
(Unnamed) "We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato."
(Unnamed) "Dude, Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that."
(Unnamed) "Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it, too."
(Unnamed) "Oh hell, I'll show you mine."

(Unnamed) "All right, all right, all right. Felix, we get it. You're a badass, okay? But for once, don't be stupid."

(Unnamed) "I've got not a shred of evidence to work with here but that really doesn't matter to your family, now does it?"

(Unnamed) "Hey, Veronica Mars -- Do you know what your little joke cost me?"
(Unnamed) "Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back."
(Unnamed) "Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?"
(Unnamed) "Clearly your sense of humour."
(Unnamed) "Nope. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun."

(Unnamed) "Congratulations sport. In your short time here, you already managed to piss off the motorcycle gang and the local sheriff."

(Unnamed) "Congratulations, you're my volunteer. Pope. An Essay on Man. Epistle I."
(Unnamed) "Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confin'd from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come."
(Unnamed) "And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?"
(Unnamed) "Life's a bitch until you die."

(Unnamed) "Hey, yo, is this O-Town any good? I mean my little sister likes it, but you know she likes ponies and juice boxes too."

(Unnamed) "Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff."

(Unnamed) "All right, one week. After that we come for you, your boy and your little dog too."

(Unnamed) "I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I'm sure I don't. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow."

(Unnamed) "I nailed our bail jumper one hundred yards from Mexico -- Twenty five hundred bucks. No sack dinners tonight. Tonight we eat, like the lower middle class to which we aspire. Fire up the 'bachie."

(Unnamed) "I'll tell you what Veronica Mars, why don't you go see the wizard? Ask for a little backbone."

(Unnamed) "That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie."

(Unnamed) "Quite a reputation I've got, huh? You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I."

(Unnamed) "Hey, Ronnie. Hey, we've decided that we'd rather surf than study today. You wanna come with? Duncan will promise to take his shirt off. Does that sweeten the pot? Does that make you horny? Hey, D.K., flex for your ex."
(Unnamed) "Shut up, Logan."

(Unnamed) "This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims."

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