Pilot (Smallville) Quotes

Pilot (Smallville) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Pilot completed its run in 1970.

Pilot (Smallville) Quotes

• (Lionel Luthor) "Greatness is a rarefied air one must be taught to breathe."

• (Clark Kent) "I'd give anything to be normal."

• (Jeremy Creek) "Who are you? Where am I?"
• (Clark Kent) "I'm Clark Kent. And you're in Smallville."

• (Clark Kent) "This is a great place."
• (Lex Luthor) "Yeah -- if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt."
• (Clark Kent) "Well, I meant -- roomy."
• (Lex Luthor) "It's the Luthor ancestral home. Or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone."
• (Clark Kent) "Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks, but no one ever moved in."
• (Lex Luthor) "My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door."
• (Clark Kent) "Then why'd he ship it over?"
• (Lex Luthor) "Because he could."

• (Lana Lang) "Can you keep a secret?"
• (Clark Kent) "I'm the Fort Knox of secrets."

• (Clark Kent) "Hey, this is a great place."
• (Lex Luthor) "Yeah, if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt."
• (Clark Kent) "Well, I meant it's roomy."
• (Lex Luthor) "It's the Luthor ancestral home, or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone."
• (Clark Kent) "Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks but no one ever moved in."
• (Lex Luthor) "My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door."
• (Clark Kent) "Then why'd he ship it over?"
• (Lex Luthor) "Because he could."

• (Lionel Luthor) "This has got to stop. Open your eyes, Lex."
• (Young Lex Luthor) "I can't --"
• (Lionel Luthor) "Luthors are not afraid. We don't have that luxury. We're leaders. You have a destiny, Lex. You're never gonna get anywhere with your eyes closed."

• (Lex Luthor) "Clark, do you believe a man can fly?"
• (Clark Kent) "Sure. In a plane."
• (Lex Luthor) "No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about soaring through the clouds, with nothing but air beneath you."
• (Clark Kent) "People can't fly, Lex."
• (Lex Luthor) "I did. After the accident, when my heart stopped. It was the most exhilarating two minutes of my life. I flew over Smallville, and for the first time, I didn't see a dead end. I saw a new beginning. Thanks to you, I have a second chance. We have a future, Clark, and I don't want anything to stand in the way of our friendship."

• (Lana Lang) "Do you want to make a wish?"
• (Martha Kent) "I would love to make a wish."
• (Lana Lang) "Okay. Abracadabra."

• (Lana) "Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark."
• (Clark) "Doesn't everyone?"
• (Lana) "So what are you: Man or Superman?"
• (Clark) "I haven't figured it out yet."

• (Jonathan) "What are we supposed to tell everyone? That we found him in a cornfield?"
• (Martha) "We didn't find him. He found us."

• (Chloe Sullivan) "Statistical fact. Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show."

• (Lana Lang) "Sometimes people can surprise you."

• (Lana Lang) "So what are you? Man or superman?"
• (Clark Kent) "Haven't figured it out, yet."

• (Chloe Sullivan) "I call it 'The Wall of Weird.' It's every strange, bizarre, and unexplained event that's happened in Smallville since the meteor shower. That's when it all began; when the town went schizo."
• (Clark Kent) "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
• (Chloe Sullivan) "Do you tell me everything that happens in your life? We all keep secrets, Clark."

• (Pete Ross) "We'd love to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure, but we have to turn in our permission slips before homeroom"

• (Jonathan Kent) "Your real parents weren't exactly from around -- here."
• (Clark Kent) "Where are they from?"
• (Clark Kent) "What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet?"
• (Clark Kent) "I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic?"
• (Jonathan Kent) "Actually -- it's in the storm cellar."

• (Pete Ross) "So, anyone ask you to the dance?"
• (Chloe Sullivan) "Not yet."
• (Pete Ross) "Well, if nothing pans out with you-know-who, maybe you and --"
• (Chloe Sullivan) "Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times; I'm not interested in Clark."
• (Pete Ross) "Your vehement denial has been duly noted."

• (Pete Ross) "It's a Homecoming tradition. Every year before the big game the football players select a freshman, take him out to Riley field, strip him down to his boxers, and then paint an S on his chest."
• (Clark Kent) "And then string him up like a scarecrow."
• (Chloe Sullivan) "Jeez, it sounds like years of therapy waiting to happen."

• (Jonathan Kent) "Are you okay?"
• (Clark Kent) "Can I answer that in about five years?"
• (Jonathan Kent) "Yeah."
• (Clark Kent) "Dad I'm glad you and mom are the ones that found me."
• (Jonathan Kent) "We didn't find you, Clark, you found us."

• (Jonathan Kent) "Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha."
• (Martha Kent) "Then where did he come from?"
• (Jonathan Kent) "I don't know. But he must have parents."
• (Martha Kent) "Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas."
• (Jonathan Kent) "Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?"
• (Martha Kent) "We didn't find him -- he found us."

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