Paradise Alley Quotes

Paradise Alley is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Paradise Alley completed its run in 1970.

It features Edward R. Pressman as producer, and Bill Conti in charge of musical score.

Paradise Alley is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Paradise Alley is 107 minutes long. Paradise Alley is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Lee Canalito as Victor, Sylvester Stallone as Cosmo Carboni, Anne Archer as Annie, Armand Assante as Lenny, Joe Spinell as Burp, Kevin Conway as Stitch, and Terry Funk as Rat.

Paradise Alley Quotes

Kevin Conway as Stitch

• (Kevin Conway) "That guy's too stupid to be scared. He's a primitive."

Anne Archer as Annie

• (Anne Archer) "You gotta lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "That ain't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?"

Sylvester Stallone as Cosmo Carboni

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free?"

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Hey, nice try Rat."
• (Terry Funk) "I'll get you greaseball."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Everybody needs something. And I think what YOU need is a whole lotta ME, wrapped around you on a cold winter night."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Hey, Vic. Frankie here wants to have a friendly arm-wrestling contest with you."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Frankie. My brother who aint as handsome as you is as strong as Charles Atlas."
• (Kevin Conway) "Your brother is a moron."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Nah. He ain't no moron."
• (Kevin Conway) "I said he's a moron."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Okay he ain't no flaming wit guaranteed. But he can haul over four-hundred and fifty pounds of ice up five flights of stairs without blowing his breakfast. Can he do that?"

Lee Canalito as Victor

• (Lee Canalito) "We're brothers doesn't that mean anything to you?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Yes that means a lot to me. It means there's a lot of bananas"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "hanging off the family tree."

Armand Assante as Lenny

• (Armand Assante) "I promise you fifty wins before Christmas."
• (Joe Spinell) "Your man gets IN THE RING forty of fifty times before Christmas he won't have enough brains left to tie his shoelaces. And then you'll have two cripples in the family."

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