Ocean's Three and a Half Quotes

Ocean's Three and a Half is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Ocean's Three and a Half ended its run in 1970.

It features "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" by Bryan Adams in charge of musical score.

Ocean's Three and a Half Quotes

• (Cleveland Brown) "It's me Carter, I want my money."
• (Unnamed) "Voice print verified."
• (Glenn Quagmire) "How the hell'd you do that?"
• (Cleveland Brown) "I can do you guys too."
• (Cleveland Brown) "Hey everybody."
• (Peter Griffin) "Oh hey Peter."
• (Cleveland Brown) "No it's still me."

• (Dr. Hibbert) "Okay, Mrs. Swanson, you're almost there. Push. Push."
• (Joe Swanson) "Get outta there. Get the hell outta my wife, you little bastard."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Don't worry, Brian. Those goosebumps will go away in about twenty minutes."
• (Brian Griffin) "Stewie, that is the worst thing I have ever seen, ever. And I've seen Peter when he's frozen in sex-face."

• (Brian Griffin) "What's it called?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Susie."
• (Brian Griffin) "Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Name twenty."
• (Brian Griffin) "Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Alison, Sarah, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny From the Block."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Name six more."
• (Brian Griffin) "Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie the Moocher."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Name five more."
• (Brian Griffin) "Tracy, Jean, Jane, Mary Ann, Eleanor Rigby."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Go f*** yourself."

• (Joe Swanson) "I don't know, Peter. We've been out here all day and we haven't managed to interest a single woman in our massage parlor."
• (Peter Griffin) "Wait a minute, here comes somebody. Excuse me, stressed-out lady. May I interest you in a full-release relaxation massage?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah. Just what I need: To be rubbed down by a big fatty, an old black guy, a cripple and a pervert."
• (Cleveland Brown) "Now we don't have any money, AND our feelings are hurt."

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