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Man of the House (1995 film) Quotes

Man of the House (1995 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Man of the House completed its run in 1970.

It features Bonnie Bruckheimer as producer, Mark Mancina in charge of musical score, and Jamie Anderson as head of cinematography.

Man of the House (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Man of the House (1995 film) is 96 minutes long. Man of the House (1995 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Chevy Chase as Jack Sturgess, Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Ben Archer, George Wendt as Chet Bronski, and Chevy Chase as Jack Sturges.

Man of the House (1995 film) Quotes

Chevy Chase as Jack Sturgess

  • (Chevy Chase) "That means you too, Ben."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "No way. I'm staying here with you."
  • (Chevy Chase) "You're not staying with me."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "But I can help."
  • (Chevy Chase) "You can be more help by making sure the others get down okay. Now go on. Get out of here. I mean it."
  • (Chevy Chase) "Ben."
  • (Chevy Chase) "Thanks anyway. I appreciate it."
  • (Chevy Chase) "Ben, what are you doing here?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "I came back here to help you. What do you think?"
  • (Chevy Chase) "I don't need any help."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "Oh, really? Then what were you planning to do when those guys found you? Lie there and pretend to be a slug?"
  • (Chevy Chase) "Exactly. Now get out of here. You're blowing my cover."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "You can't tell me what to do. You're not my father."
  • (Chevy Chase) "I knew you were going to say that eventually."

Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Ben Archer

  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "How about -- Squatting Dog?"
  • (Chevy Chase) "Squatting Dog? That's the best you could come up with?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "I had a dog once who had a terrible case of the squirts. He was my best friend in the whole world."
  • (Chevy Chase) "Didn't you have any other pets?"
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "I had a squirrel named Numb Nuts."
  • (Chevy Chase) "I think I'll take -- Squatting Dog."
  • (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) "If you were really clever, you'd wrap us in wet rawhide, and when it dried it would shrink and squeeze organs through our orifices like a tube of toothpaste."

George Wendt as Chet Bronski

  • (George Wendt) "Heyhowaya, Ben. Heyhowaya, Jack."
  • (Chevy Chase) "Fine-thanks-how-are-you?"
  • (George Wendt) "No no, Jack, "Heyhowaya" is the official greeting of the Minotauk."

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