Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

Kung Fu Panda 2 is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Kung Fu Panda 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features Melissa Cobb as producer, and Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score.

Kung Fu Panda 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kung Fu Panda 2 is 90 minutes long. Kung Fu Panda 2 is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Black as Po, Michelle Yeoh as Soothsayer, Seth Rogen as Mantis, Gary Oldman as Shen, Angelina Jolie as Tigress, Lucy Liu as Viper, David Cross as Crane, Jackie Chan as Monkey, Danny McBride as Wolf Boss, James Hong as Mr. Ping, Danny McBride as Wolf, Fred Tatasciore as Panda Dad, Dennis Haysbert as Master Storming Ox, Victor Garber as Master Thundering Rhino, Dustin Hoffman as Shifu, and Jean-Claude Van Damme as Master Croc.

Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

Gary Oldman as Shen

• (Gary Oldman) "Will you stop that?"

• (Gary Oldman) "So, one panda lives. That does not make you right."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "You're right. Being right makes me right."
• (Gary Oldman) "Then I will kill him, and make you wrong."

• (Gary Oldman) "Why don't you tell me my --"
• (Michelle Yeoh) "Fortune?"
• (Gary Oldman) "The future. I was going to say "future.""

• (Gary Oldman) "My father's throne. He used to let me play here beside him, promising me someday this throne would be mine."
• (Gary Oldman) "A little to the left."
• (Gorilla Guard #1) "But it's so heavy, Master."
• (Gary Oldman) "Thirty years I've waited for this moment. Everything must be exactly as I envisioned it. And I envisioned it -- a little to the left."
• (Gary Oldman) "Perfect. With the weapon by my si -- uh, a little bit more."
• (Gary Oldman) "With the weapon by my side, none can stand in my way."

• (Gary Oldman) "How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything. I scarred you for life."
• (Jack Black) "See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal."
• (Gary Oldman) "No they don't. Wounds heal."
• (Jack Black) "Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?"
• (Gary Oldman) "I don't care what scars do."
• (Jack Black) "You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now."
• (Gary Oldman) "You're right. Then I choose this."

• (Gary Oldman) "The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."
• (Jack Black) "Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying."
• (Gary Oldman) "Who do you think you are, Panda?"
• (Jack Black) "Who do you think I am, Peacock?"
• (Jack Black) "Why are we laughing?"

• (Gary Oldman) "Why aren't we firing?"
• (Danny McBride) "They're taking out our gunners, sir. They're getting close."
• (Gary Oldman) "Fire, fire at them."
• (Danny McBride) "But, sir, we'll kill our own."
• (Gary Oldman) "I said fire at them. FIRE."
• (Danny McBride) "-- No."

• (Gary Oldman) "Greetings, panda. We meet at --"
• (Jack Black) "Hey, how ya doin'?"
• (Gary Oldman) "Eh; hey."

• (Gary Oldman) "How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?"

• (Gary Oldman) "Good afternoon, gentlemen -- now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Your house?"
• (Gary Oldman) "Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door?"

• (Gary Oldman) "Call in the wolves. All of them. I want them ready to move. The year of the peacock begins now."
• (Danny McBride) "Right now? Cause it's the middle of the year -- so you'd only get like a half of the year of the peacock."
• (Danny McBride) "And this is the year, of course, of the peacock. Happy new year, sir."
• (Gary Oldman) "Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now --"
• (Gary Oldman) "NOW. Now, now, now, now."

• (Gary Oldman) "Show-off."
• (Victor Garber) "That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu."
• (Gary Oldman) "I agree -- but this is."

Angelina Jolie as Tigress

• (Angelina Jolie) "Don't worry Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say "noodles"."
• (James Hong) ""noodles""

• (Angelina Jolie) "No snack stops this time."
• (Jack Black) "Ha-ha-ha. "Snack stops"."
• (Jack Black) "Wait, are you serious?"

Danny McBride as Wolf Boss

• (Danny McBride) "Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud."
• (Jack Black) "Well, this cloud is about bring the thunder."

• (Danny McBride) "Chew on that, tubby."

• (Danny McBride) "Guess nobody told you, you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs."
• (Danny McBride) "I've hit you twice. What are you gonna do now?"
• (Jack Black) "We surrender."

• (Danny McBride) "Keep moving."

Victor Garber as Master Thundering Rhino

• (Victor Garber) "What do you want, Shen?"
• (Gary Oldman) "What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City."
• (Victor Garber) "Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Council of Masters, and we will protect it. Even from you."
• (Gary Oldman) "I'm so glad you feel that way. Otherwise I'd have dragged -- that all the way here for nothing."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "What's in the box, Shen?"
• (Gary Oldman) "You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift -- in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall."

Dennis Haysbert as Master Storming Ox

• (Dennis Haysbert) "Like I said, you are not getting me out of this cell."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Oh."
• (Jack Black) "Yes. Ha ha, woo-hoo. All right, let's go."
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "I get the top bunk."

Michelle Yeoh as Soothsayer

• (Michelle Yeoh) "Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be. So, who are you, panda?"
• (Jack Black) "I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat."

• (Michelle Yeoh) "If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself -- at the bottom of the stairs."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "I see -- I see -- I see, pain."
• (Gary Oldman) "Ow."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "And anger."
• (Gary Oldman) "How dare you. This is the finest silk in the province."

James Hong as Mr. Ping

• (James Hong) "So, how did it go? Did you save China?"
• (Jack Black) "Yep."
• (James Hong) "Well, I knew you would. That's why I had these signs made. "My son saved China; you too can save. Buy one dumpling, get one free.""

• (James Hong) "Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles."

• (James Hong) "Thank you, thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu."

Jack Black as Po

• (Jack Black) "My fist hungers for justice."
• (Jack Black) "That was my -- fist."

• (Jack Black) "Uh, I'm -- training."
• (Angelina Jolie) "The mast is not a worthy opponent."
• (Angelina Jolie) "I am ready."
• (Jack Black) "Okay. So serious --"

• (Jack Black) "I am Po -- and I'm gonna need a hat."

• (Jack Black) "The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am."
• (Jack Black) "Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hardcore can't understand."
• (Lucy Liu) "Tigress, no."
• (Angelina Jolie) "The hardcore DO understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed."
• (Angelina Jolie) "We're going."
• (David Cross) "Uh, maybe you can't watch me be killed?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "Stop being a wimp."
• (Jackie Chan) "-- And, she's back."

• (Jack Black) "Tell me what happened that night."
• (Gary Oldman) "What night?"
• (Jack Black) "THAT night."
• (Gary Oldman) "Oh, that night?"
• (Jack Black) "YES. We're talking about the same night, right?"

• (Jack Black) "You. You're mine."
• (Danny McBride) "I'll tell you what's gonna be yours. My fist in your plush cuddly, super soft face."
• (Danny McBride) "Uh-oh."
• (Jack Black) "Get him."

• (Jack Black) "Ah. My old enemy -- stairs."

• (Jack Black) "They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine."
• (Lucy Liu) "Sorry, Po. It's just me."

• (Jack Black) "I found out that my dad -- isn't really my dad."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Your dad, the goose?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "That must have been quite a shock."

• (Jack Black) "Kung-fu staring contest. GO."
• (Jack Black) "You guys look amazing, by the way --"

• (Jack Black) "How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?"

• (Jack Black) "I'm not freaking out, I'm freaking in."

• (Jack Black) "Dad, there's something you should know. While I was gone, I found the village where I was born. I found out how I ended up in that radish basket."
• (James Hong) "You did?"
• (Jack Black) "I know who I am."
• (James Hong) "You do?"
• (Jack Black) "-- I'm your son."
• (James Hong) "Oh --"
• (Jack Black) "I love you, Dad."
• (James Hong) "I love you too, son."

• (Jack Black) "I threw up around the third floor, so you might want to clean that up. You guys got an evil janitor around here or something?"

• (Jack Black) "And now, to free the Five."
• (Jack Black) "Disc of Destruction."
• (Gary Oldman) "Okay -- take aim."

• (Jack Black) "Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable."

Jackie Chan as Monkey

• (Jackie Chan) "At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-Ka. Kee-Kee."
• (Jack Black) "You mean like Crane does?"
• (Jackie Chan) "Yeah."
• (David Cross) "Excuse me? When have I ever make that noise?"

• (Jackie Chan) "We cannot give up hope. Po would want us to remain strong. Hardcore. Right, Tigress?"

• (Jackie Chan) "Po, do something."
• (Jack Black) "How am I suppose to help her cook rice without getting caught? -- Wait, I have a better idea."

Seth Rogen as Mantis

• (Seth Rogen) "Isn't that the guy who hammered you in the face?"
• (Jack Black) "I hate that guy."

• (Seth Rogen) "You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head."

• (Seth Rogen) "I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born --"

• (Seth Rogen) "Fear the bug."

David Cross as Crane

• (David Cross) "So that was stealth mode?"
• (Jack Black) "Yeah, to be honest, not one of my stronger modes."

Lucy Liu as Viper

• (Lucy Liu) "Impressive, Dragon Warrior. What's your plan?"
• (Jack Black) "Step one, free the Five."
• (Lucy Liu) "What's step two?"
• (Jack Black) "Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Po."
• (Jack Black) "Uh, stop Shen before he gets to the harbor."

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Master Croc

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Vengeance is served."

Fred Tatasciore as Panda Dad

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Dustin Hoffman as Shifu

• (Dustin Hoffman) "This could be the end of Kung Fu."
• (Jack Black) "But I just got Kung Fu."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "And now, you must save it."

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