Killer Joe (film) Quotes

Killer Joe (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Killer Joe ended its run in 1970.

It features Nicolas Chartier, and Scott Einbinder as producer, Tyler Bates in charge of musical score, and Caleb Deschanel as head of cinematography.

Killer Joe (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Killer Joe (film) is 102 minutes long. Killer Joe (film) is distributed by LD Entertainment.

The cast includes: Emile Hirsch as Chris Smith, Juno Temple as Dottie Smith, Matthew McConaughey as Killer Joe Cooper, Thomas Haden Church as Ansel Smith, Gina Gershon as Sharla Smith, and Marc Macaulay as Digger Soames.

Killer Joe (film) Quotes

Juno Temple as Dottie Smith

• (Juno Temple) "I heard y'all talking about killing mama. I think it's a good idea."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Well, there you go."

• (Juno Temple) "Your eyes hurt."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I beg your pardon?"

• (Juno Temple) "Babies."

• (Juno Temple) "I'm -- getting -- ANGRY."

Matthew McConaughey as Killer Joe Cooper

• (Matthew McConaughey) "That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it."
• (Juno Temple) "Was he all right?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "How?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Well -- no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "We never discussed the possibility of a retainer."
• (Emile Hirsch) "What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Is that who she is?"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "You insult me again, and I'll cut your face off and wear it over my own."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Now suck this."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Were you aware of this, Ansel?"
• (Thomas Haden Church) "I'm never aware."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Tuna casserole. May I serve?"
• (Juno Temple) "How are you gonna kill my mama?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie."
• (Juno Temple) "It is if you poison her."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "You want me off the job? Just say the word."
• (Emile Hirsch) "When are you planning on doing it?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Tonight."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Really? So you'd be leaving tomorrow, then?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No, no. The retainer is for the money. I'm not leaving until I get my money."
• (Emile Hirsch) "I don't like that."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Well, I don't care."
• (Emile Hirsch) "I don't want you near my sister."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I don't care."
• (Emile Hirsch) "And if I tell you the deal's off?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'll leave right now, and you'll never see me again. Your call."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "This is lovely. Now, who would like to say grace?"

Emile Hirsch as Chris Smith

• (Emile Hirsch) "Hi Digger."
• (Marc Macaulay) "How ya been, boy?"
• (Emile Hirsch) "Pretty good, how about yourself?"
• (Marc Macaulay) "Oh, fair to middling. Blood pressure."
• (Emile Hirsch) "You taking medicine?"
• (Marc Macaulay) "Yeah, all that. No salt, low stress. Course, Amy keeps making that fried chicken. You know I can't resist it."
• (Emile Hirsch) "How is Amy?"
• (Marc Macaulay) "Well, she's all busted up right at the moment. You remember Dumpling, that old bluetick we had?"
• (Emile Hirsch) "Yeah, sure, Dumpling."
• (Marc Macaulay) "Yeah, well, we had to put him to sleep yesterday morning."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Oh, no."
• (Marc Macaulay) "Yup. Well, you missed yourself a hell of a party a couple of weeks ago."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Sorry I missed your birthday."
• (Marc Macaulay) "Well, I'm glad you missed my birthday. I just wish you hadn't missed the party. How many people we have out there at the place, G-Man?"
• (Unnamed) "A couple hundred."
• (Marc Macaulay) "Oh, hell, it wasn't that many."
• (Unnamed) "150 anyway."
• (Marc Macaulay) "No s***."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Sorry I missed it."
• (Marc Macaulay) "Yeah, good old party. Lots of barbeque. Hey, G-Man here, he played the accordion. Hey, wasn't that gal out there? The one that's always sniffing around Chris's s*** here. What the hell's her name? The one with the great big caboose on her."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Arlene?"
• (Marc Macaulay) "Yeah, Arlene. You'd better look out for her, boy. She may be too much woman for you."
• (Emile Hirsch) "Well, she'd better stay away from the barbeque or she'll be too much woman to fit through the door."
• (Marc Macaulay) "Haha. Damn, you make me laugh. Hey, listen, I'm just gonna have the boys here kick the s*** out of you. You'd better pay me my money in a couple of days or I'm gonna wrap you up in electrician tape and bury you in a coffin about 10 feet deep. Huh? I'll tell Amy you asked about her. That'll make her smile."
• (Unnamed) "He really likes you."

• (Emile Hirsch) "Hey Sharla. You're mascara's running."

Thomas Haden Church as Ansel Smith

• (Thomas Haden Church) "I got him Joe. f***ing kill him."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Hey Chris. Why don't you do us all a big favor and just go kill yourself?"

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Sharla?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Yes."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Are you okay?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Yes, I'm fine Ansel."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Are you sure?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Yes I'm sure."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Okay."

Gina Gershon as Sharla Smith

• (Gina Gershon) "You want some chicken? I stopped by the K-fried-C."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yes, please."
• (Gina Gershon) "Help yourself, it's on the stove."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Get it for him, would you hun?"
• (Gina Gershon) "Sure. White or dark?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Leg."

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