Idiocracy Quotes

Idiocracy is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Idiocracy ended in 1970.

It features Mike Judge, Elysa Koplovitz, and Michael Nelson as producer, Theodore Shapiro in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

Idiocracy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Idiocracy is 84 minutes long. Idiocracy is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Justin Long as Doctor, Sara Rue as Attorney General, Maya Rudolph as Rita, Dax Shepard as Frito, Terry Crews as President Camacho, and Randal Reeder as Secret Service Thug.

Idiocracy Quotes

Terry Crews as President Camacho

• (Terry Crews) "s***. I know s***'s bad right now, with all that starving bulls***, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."
• (Unnamed) "That's what you said last time, dips***."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick. South Carolina, what's up."

• (Terry Crews) "Now I understand everyone's s***'s emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING."
• (Congressman #1) "Break it down, Camacho."
• (Terry Crews) "Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING."

Randal Reeder as Secret Service Thug

• (Randal Reeder) "Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her."

Dax Shepard as Frito

• (Pvt. Joe Bowers) "I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine."
• (Dax Shepard) "Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff -- It's like- it's, like, by the museum -- Sorta by -- Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um -- Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?"

• (Dax Shepard) "It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?"
• (Pvt. Joe Bowers) "I'm not guilty."
• (Dax Shepard) "That's not what the other lawyer said."

• (Dax Shepard) "Go away. 'Batin'."

Justin Long as Doctor

• (Justin Long) "Why come you got no tattoo?"

Maya Rudolph as Rita

• (Maya Rudolph) "You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb s***s?"
• (Pvt. Joe Bowers) "Yeah. Hadn't thought of that."
• (Maya Rudolph) "Now you know why he built that bomb."

• (Maya Rudolph) "Can you take me there?"
• (Maya Rudolph) "Not here, you f***ing moron; there."

• (Unnamed) "Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell US Government Long Distance. Please say the name of the person you wish to call."
• (Maya Rudolph) "Upgrayedd."
• (Unnamed) "There are 9,726 listings for "Upgrayedd". Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection."

Sara Rue as Attorney General

• (Sara Rue) "Water? Like out of the toilet?"

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